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Jul 21, 2014 11:57:22   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
As I have grown older:

I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore…..a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the womans husband.

Lance Armstrong
I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike.

Drive By
A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didnt take my TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard!

The Agony of Aging
On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".

VIDEO SCAM
Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes".
Turns out it's all about golf. Absolute waste of money!
Pass this on so others don't get scammed.

Pregnant Prostitute
Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?"
The Ho replies, "Hey dumb ass, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one made you fart?"

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Jul 21, 2014 12:13:05   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
As I have grown older:

I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore…..a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the womans husband.

Lance Armstrong
I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike.

Drive By
A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didnt take my TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard!

The Agony of Aging
On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".

VIDEO SCAM
Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes".
Turns out it's all about golf. Absolute waste of money!
Pass this on so others don't get scammed.

Pregnant Prostitute
Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?"
The Ho replies, "Hey dumb ass, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one made you fart?"
As I have grown older: br br I've learned that pl... (show quote)


ROFLMBO YOU DAWG YOU :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Jul 21, 2014 12:16:19   #
marjorie
 
oldgringo Well as far as I read your certainly growing old but haven't increased in improving your language so where is the wisdom for us younger generation?

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Jul 21, 2014 12:19:52   #
bahmer
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
As I have grown older:

I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore…..a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the womans husband.

Lance Armstrong
I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike.

Drive By
A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didnt take my TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard!

The Agony of Aging
On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".

VIDEO SCAM
Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes".
Turns out it's all about golf. Absolute waste of money!
Pass this on so others don't get scammed.

Pregnant Prostitute
Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?"
The Ho replies, "Hey dumb ass, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one made you fart?"
As I have grown older: br br I've learned that pl... (show quote)




:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jul 21, 2014 12:31:11   #
MrEd Loc: Georgia
 
marjorie wrote:
oldgringo Well as far as I read your certainly growing old but haven't increased in improving your language so where is the wisdom for us younger generation?



Get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jul 21, 2014 12:33:18   #
MrEd Loc: Georgia
 
Armageddun wrote:
ROFLMBO YOU DAWG YOU :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:




Couldn't agree more !!!!

:XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jul 21, 2014 12:35:15   #
marjorie
 
mred I've a life but not from foul language from so called old wisdom guy.

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Jul 21, 2014 12:37:31   #
grace scott
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
As I have grown older:

I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore…..a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the womans husband.

Lance Armstrong
I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike.

Drive By
A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didnt take my TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard!

The Agony of Aging
On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".

VIDEO SCAM
Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes".
Turns out it's all about golf. Absolute waste of money!
Pass this on so others don't get scammed.

Pregnant Prostitute
Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?"
The Ho replies, "Hey dumb ass, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one made you fart?"
As I have grown older: br br I've learned that pl... (show quote)



Posts such as this should be required to have a "DO NOT READ WHILE EATING" warning. I laughed so hard I dropped my sandwich. Now I have to decide: will I fix another one, or will I go hungry.

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Jul 21, 2014 12:41:33   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
marjorie wrote:
oldgringo Well as far as I read your certainly growing old but haven't increased in improving your language so where is the wisdom for us younger generation?


Margie, I do apologize for the language. I was in error not to change it before posting it. I shan't be so remiss in the future. Again, my sincerest apologies.

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Jul 21, 2014 12:41:49   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
marjorie wrote:
oldgringo Well as far as I read your certainly growing old but haven't increased in improving your language so where is the wisdom for us younger generation?


REALLY?

I can think of no one more priggish about language then I am. I can also think of no one as careful in word usage then OldGringo. He has provided some humor for a Monday. Is it bawdy, yes. It; however, is based on insinuation, not outright gutter words.

:hunf:

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Jul 21, 2014 12:43:17   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
grace scott wrote:
Posts such as this should be required to have a "DO NOT READ WHILE EATING" warning. I laughed so hard I dropped my sandwich. Now I have to decide: will I fix another one, or will I go hungry.


Dust off the bread and other ingredients, put it back together and enjoy. :lol: :idea: :idea:

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Jul 21, 2014 12:43:36   #
marjorie
 
oldgringo I'll look forward to your new language wisdom.

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Jul 21, 2014 12:58:41   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
marjorie wrote:
oldgringo I'll look forward to your new language wisdom.


Perhaps you should read some of my previous postings. I doubt you would find anything objectionable in them insofar as language is concerned.

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Jul 21, 2014 13:03:18   #
marjorie
 
oldgringo Oh I've kept up your previous postings that's why I was a bit taken back at the one with that type of language.

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Jul 21, 2014 13:08:52   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
marjorie wrote:
oldgringo Oh I've kept up your previous postings that's why I was a bit taken back at the one with that type of language.


Again, I am truly sorry I offended you.

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