MStem

Yep. Peter clearly has a lot of arrogance and h**e to work through.

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

California Governor Gavin Noisome has ordered a statewide mandatory blindfolding policy
https://www.veteranstoday.com/2020/07/20/blindfolds/

California Governor Gavin Noisome has ordered a statewide mandatory blindfolding policy to help slow the spread of c****av***s. Noisome’s Executive Odor 666-666 requires all citizens to wear blindfolds as well as masks whenever they leave their homes, and revokes all health and religious exemptions from masking and blindfolding.

“Studies show that when you blink, your eyelashes scatter tiny droplets of moisture into the atmosphere, potentially contributing to the spread of C****-**,” Noisome explained at this morning’s press conference. “The best way to stop these moisture droplets is at the source, by wearing a cloth blindfold over your eyes. If all of us join together and blindfold ourselves, we can get through this thing together without ever seeing what’s really going on and without having to look at each other’s fear-stricken faces.”

Noisome said that mandatory blindfolding, like mandatory masking, not only slows the spread of C***D, but also offers economic benefits. “Cottage industries are already springing up, as enterprising Californians turn ordinary pieces of cloth into blindfolds and sell them on the internet,” the governor enthused. “And while it’s true that the Amazon delivery drivers will take longer than usual to deliver the blindfolds to your doorstep, since those drivers will themselves be blindfolded, the bright side is that Amazon will have to hire more drivers, which is good for the economy. Since paying all those blindfolded drivers will cost Amazon a pretty penny, we expect that Jeff Bezos will put billions of dollars into accelerating the development of self-driving vehicles, which will ultimately solve the whole C***D problem by making humans obsolete.”

Responding to civil libertarians’ concerns about heavy-handed enforcement of the masks-and-blindfolds policy, Noisome said police won’t be arresting or shooting scofflaws, at least not in large numbers, because the police themselves will be blindfolded. “We expect police shootings to go way down,” he explained. “And since the police won’t be able to see the skin color of the people they shoot at, nor aim with any precision, the disproportionate k*****gs of black people will finally end, fulfilling the demands of protestors and turning the page on a sorry episode in our history.”

Noisome said mandatory blindfolding would also obviate the need to remove statues of politically-incorrect historical figures. “If nobody can see the statues, why bother to smash or remove them?” he asked rhetorically. “It’s actually cheaper in the long run to blindfold the population instead of having to pay for statue removal.”

The governor added that if mandatory masks and blindfolds don’t stop the spread of C***D, he would consider issuing another executive order requiring people to wear earplugs to stop the v***s from riding into the body on soundwaves. He added in light of scientific studies showing that C***D can be spread by flatulence, the state might also have to require people to “put a cork in it.”

RRRoger

1 out of 6, not bad considering that you probably went to Public School.

and
Yes, we Trumpers do believe real science and not just baseless theories presented as fact.

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

Yep! I am not sure that they realize that G****l W*****g is most apparent at the equator.

JoyV

NeoCons were NOT conservatives!!!! They were g*******ts, elitists, and corporationists. NeoCons in Congress usually v**ed the same as the progressives for most issues. Tea Party WERE conservative.

Conservatism is a political and social philosophy promoting traditional social institutions in the context of culture and civilization. The central tenets of American conservatism include tradition, organic society, hierarchy, authority, and property rights. Conservatives seek to preserve a range of institutions such as religion, constitutional government, economic liberty, and property rights, with the aim of emphasizing social stability and continuity.

JoyV

Medical authorities and scientists were opposed to wearing masks for prevention of v***s spread for years. The politically correct change to promoting the wearing of masks for a v***s only happened in April. The CDC website had recommendations AGAINST the wearing of masks, not only for v***ses in general, but for the SARS CoV-2 in particular until early April.

Not only are v***ses very small and are no more likely to be stopped by a mask as air is, this v***s is one of the smallest. It is even smaller than the HIV v***s. Surgical masks are intended to prevent bacteria from being breathed onto surgical patients. It is a good idea to wear a mask if you are both contagious and coughing or sneezing to prevent the larger droplets from spraying 20 to 30 feet. The scientists now know the microdroplets will not only pass through the mask but remain in the air in a drifting cloud for up to hours. But once they discovered that unlike previously thought, the SARS CoV-2 is airborne. So is its close cousin, SARS CoV. They are 79% identical with each other.

To get a sense of the size, think of a bacteria represented as the size of a hot dog. The average v***s could be represented by a grain of salt next to the hotdog. The SARS CoV-2 could be represented as a grain of dust next to the hotdog. A mask designed to limit the passage of bacteria (some still get through), cannot possibly be expected to limit the passage of the SARS CoV-2

There is a VERY big difference between accepting the science and blindly accepting every word of a political scientist.

vernon

You don't know what your talking about. Now get a brick and go join a r**t. Now that is called a sensational

move also treason but that's ok.

JoyV

The Lincoln project is made up primarily of Republican elites. NeoCons would be right at home. Their primary goal is simply to prevent the ree******n of Donald Trump.

On their website homepage they announce, "We understand that action must be taken, now, to protect the institutions that have made the United States the greatest nation the world has ever known."

Which institutions? Greatest as in richest?

The NeoCons, like G. W. Bush wanted to protect the corporations and the institution of politicians walking hand in pocket with corporations. In his e******n campaign he even stated that "outsourcing is good for America"

The Lincoln project is just Never Trumpers with a high sounding name.

JoyV

Name any cases where children have infected adults.

the J man Loc: California

you base that off of the number of cases not the number of people in the state, use your brain instead of thinking out of your arse

federally indicted mattoid

Masks stop a good percentage of the v***s from going into the air that neighboring folks breath.

That results in a good percentage of people NOT getting infected. Math/science

And I think everyone who refuses to wear a mask is a dipstick. They SHOULD shake hands will all other non-mask-wearers. Why not? Masks do nothing, per many here. Smell that fart? Mask isn't working.

Us mask wearers will have to just suffer the dire consequences of wearing some cloth over our mouths and noses.

Oh, by the way, gas molecules are smaller than the v***s. Betcha knew that already ;)

JFlorio Loc: Seminole Florida

Might want to read up on OSHA's opinion on masks since everything you hear from government agencies you deem gospel.

saltwind 78 Loc: Murrells Inlet, South Carolina

Smedley, I am glad that you are fine, and I hope that you stay that way. I don't know why schools and libraries are closed while other kinds of places are still open. You need to ask your governor about that.
This p******c is spreading, and there is a good possibility that it will spread to your neck of the woods. The reason why deaths are down is because, we now have a few new ways to treat this disease, and many older people are staying home. There is an excellent chance that deaths will rise again.
Anybody that dies from a flu most likely hasn't had a flu shot. So far, over 140,000 Americans have died of this p******c in four months, and there will be twice this many deaths ( at least ) unless the federal government takes some real action, and soon! Please, be afraid, very afraid.

the J man Loc: California

so you believe the Trump science ???? that is really smart of you not

Blade_Runner Loc: DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

What, pray tell, is "Trump science"? Are you off your rocker? Do you even know what science actually is?