C****a survival recipe.
Mar 17, 2020 23:03:48 #
You take one roll of 2 ply toilet paper, remove the cardboard tube for future use.
Place the toilet paper in a 5 gallon pot of boiling water. Add one bullion cube (beef or chicken) one bean, salt, pepper, and onion if you have it.
You can substitute a teaspoon of bacon fat if you don't have a bullion cube.
Boil for about four hours, or until it becomes soupy.
Serve with acorn toast, and bourbon.
Place the toilet paper in a 5 gallon pot of boiling water. Add one bullion cube (beef or chicken) one bean, salt, pepper, and onion if you have it.
You can substitute a teaspoon of bacon fat if you don't have a bullion cube.
Boil for about four hours, or until it becomes soupy.
Serve with acorn toast, and bourbon.
Mar 17, 2020 23:11:13 #
archie bunker wrote:
You take one roll of 2 ply toilet paper, remove the cardboard tube for future use.
Place the toilet paper in a 5 gallon pot of boiling water. Add one bullion cube (beef or chicken) one bean, salt, pepper, and onion if you have it.
You can substitute a teaspoon of bacon fat if you don't have a bullion cube.
Boil for about four hours, or until it becomes soupy.
Serve with acorn toast, and bourbon.
Place the toilet paper in a 5 gallon pot of boiling water. Add one bullion cube (beef or chicken) one bean, salt, pepper, and onion if you have it.
You can substitute a teaspoon of bacon fat if you don't have a bullion cube.
Boil for about four hours, or until it becomes soupy.
Serve with acorn toast, and bourbon.
Shooowee! That sure makes that TP hard to wipe with! I just went ahead and used the toast to wipe. Had to assume you meant to drink the bourbon.
Use the cardboard tube as a sex toy?
Mar 17, 2020 23:26:02 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
archie bunker wrote:
You take one roll of 2 ply toilet paper, remove the cardboard tube for future use.
Place the toilet paper in a 5 gallon pot of boiling water. Add one bullion cube (beef or chicken) one bean, salt, pepper, and onion if you have it.
You can substitute a teaspoon of bacon fat if you don't have a bullion cube.
Boil for about four hours, or until it becomes soupy.
Serve with acorn toast, and bourbon.
Place the toilet paper in a 5 gallon pot of boiling water. Add one bullion cube (beef or chicken) one bean, salt, pepper, and onion if you have it.
You can substitute a teaspoon of bacon fat if you don't have a bullion cube.
Boil for about four hours, or until it becomes soupy.
Serve with acorn toast, and bourbon.
What the heck is wrong with people- Why don't they stock up on Beef and canned goods. I had some time to k**l today and went to 5 supermarkets--Not one sheet of TP between all of them but I got 2 bottles of hand sanitizer and 2 gallons of spring water in the fancy tap jug my wife likes.
Mar 17, 2020 23:26:34 #
steve66613 wrote:
Shooowee! That sure makes that TP hard to wipe with! I just went ahead and used the toast to wipe. Had to assume you meant to drink the bourbon.
Use the cardboard tube as a sex toy?
Use the cardboard tube as a sex toy?
C'mon man! Think!!
The cardboard tube is used to smoke the weed you took from the starved out stoners! You do have aluminum foil, don't you??
Eh, you prolly didn't get that one.
Mar 17, 2020 23:28:24 #
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
What the heck is wrong with people- Why don't they stock up on Beef and canned goods. I had some time to k**l today and went to 5 supermarkets--Not one sheet of TP between all of them but I got 2 bottles of hand sanitizer and 2 gallons of spring water in the fancy tap jug my wife likes.
I scored a loaf of bread today!
Mar 17, 2020 23:38:34 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
archie bunker wrote:
I scored a loaf of bread today!
I noted there is a bread shortage too. All of this hoarding is totally unnecessary. That recycled organic bamboo fiber TP I left at the store looks pretty good now. Mar 17, 2020 23:45:52 #
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
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Too tired to go find it, but I saw a meme today saying that suddenly that crazy chicken lady down the road isn't so crazy anymore.
Mar 18, 2020 00:13:05 #
steve66613 wrote:
Shooowee! That sure makes that TP hard to wipe with! I just went ahead and used the toast to wipe. Had to assume you meant to drink the bourbon.
Use the cardboard tube as a sex toy?
Use the cardboard tube as a sex toy?
If you run out of tp use Joel olsteen books!!!
Mar 18, 2020 06:37:28 #
archie bunker wrote:
C'mon man! Think!!
The cardboard tube is used to smoke the weed you took from the starved out stoners! You do have aluminum foil, don't you??
Eh, you prolly didn't get that one.
The cardboard tube is used to smoke the weed you took from the starved out stoners! You do have aluminum foil, don't you??
Eh, you prolly didn't get that one.
Hey.....how does Archie know about the tube and foil for a makeshift steamroller? do not forget the needle to punch little holes in the foil for easy flow
Mar 18, 2020 06:41:05 #
archie bunker wrote:
I scored a loaf of bread today!
hey...these fools out there cannot cook or bake, pass the breads isle....go to the frozen section and they have frozen bread dough loaves 4 loaves for about 5 bucks.......just set it in a pan to rise for about 3 hrs, 45 minutes after that you have a fresh loaf...put it in the fridge to raise, it will in about 12 hrs......the cycle of bread continues
Mar 18, 2020 12:22:50 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
hey...these fools out there cannot cook or bake, pass the breads isle....go to the frozen section and they have frozen bread dough loaves 4 loaves for about 5 bucks.......just set it in a pan to rise for about 3 hrs, 45 minutes after that you have a fresh loaf...put it in the fridge to raise, it will in about 12 hrs......the cycle of bread continues
Bake and serve is a treat at my house---good stuff
Mar 18, 2020 15:55:42 #
Mar 18, 2020 15:59:01 #
Mike Easterday wrote:
You can use instant pancake mix to make a bread substitute.
How? Interesting! Splain please
Mar 18, 2020 16:14:35 #
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
What the heck is wrong with people- Why don't they stock up on Beef and canned goods. I had some time to k**l today and went to 5 supermarkets--Not one sheet of TP between all of them but I got 2 bottles of hand sanitizer and 2 gallons of spring water in the fancy tap jug my wife likes.
Soap and water is more effective than hand sanitizer - which doesn’t sanitize hands.
Mar 18, 2020 16:17:52 #
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
How? Interesting! Splain please
Pancake mix already has baking powder in it, it will raise a bit like yeast dough, just be more like some Irish soda bread....same concept with no yeast, baking soda used in the Irish bread....different, but will work in a pinch.
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