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Jan 8, 2020 20:56:59   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
badbobby wrote:
There were two nuns..


One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),


And the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).


It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.


SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.


SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.


SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?


SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.


SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.


SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.



SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.














So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.


Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.


Then Sister Logical arrives.


SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!


SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?


SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.


SM: And?


SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.



SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?



SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.



SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?



SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.



SM: Oh, no! What happened then?



SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.


And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,


Say two Hail Mary's!
There were two nuns.. br br br One of them was k... (show quote)


Chuckles

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Jan 9, 2020 06:35:34   #
Tug484
 
badbobby wrote:
There were two nuns..


One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),


And the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).


It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.


SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.


SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.


SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?


SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.


SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.


SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.



SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.














So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.


Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.


Then Sister Logical arrives.


SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!


SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?


SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.


SM: And?


SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.



SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?



SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.



SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?



SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.



SM: Oh, no! What happened then?



SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.


And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,


Say two Hail Mary's!
There were two nuns.. br br br One of them was k... (show quote)



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Jan 9, 2020 06:40:41   #
Big dog
 
lindajoy wrote:
Lololol ~~ the visual is uhmmmm, never mind~~
Hail Mary!!! Hail Mary~~~😂😎🙏


Oh Baby, may the Lord be with ya.

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Jan 9, 2020 07:36:35   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
badbobby wrote:
Ah the mere mention of the lovely L-J
sets my heart to pitter patting



Ask her to wear a nun outfit, it's only logical. Miss you when you're not here BB, my system is running low on belly laughs.

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Jan 9, 2020 08:02:59   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
badbobby wrote:
Ah the mere mention of the lovely L-J
sets my heart to pitter patting



You da man! She affects Bahmer and I the same way. I still think she might be cross-eyed because of the sunglasses. Wonder if she wears them while sleeping and in the shower?

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Jan 9, 2020 08:20:17   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Peewee wrote:
You da man! She affects Bahmer and I the same way. I still think she might be cross-eyed because of the sunglasses. Wonder if she wears them while sleeping and in the shower?

Why do I have this uneasy feeling that you envision both of those scenarios


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Jan 9, 2020 08:23:37   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Big dog wrote:
Oh Baby, may the Lord be with ya.


Yup and Thank You too~~😉

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Jan 9, 2020 08:25:50   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
slatten49 wrote:
Down, ol' feller...down, I say.


Lolol you two~~~ lolol👏🏻🙏😂

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Jan 9, 2020 08:28:10   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Peewee wrote:
Ask her to wear a nun outfit, it's only logical. Miss you when you're not here BB, my system is running low on belly laughs.
Ask her to wear a nun outfit, it's only logical. M... (show quote)


Giggle, giggle, nun outfit~~~ I couldn’t say enough hail Mary’s for them ~loll🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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Jan 9, 2020 08:30:14   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
slatten49 wrote:
Why do I have this uneasy feeling that you envision both of those scenarios



Well, if you want something, you gotta visualize it, duh.

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Jan 9, 2020 08:33:28   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Peewee wrote:
Well, if you want something, you gotta visualize it, duh.

I see.

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Jan 9, 2020 08:35:40   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
lindajoy wrote:
Giggle, giggle, nun outfit~~~ I couldn’t say enough hail Mary’s for them ~loll🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏


So glad you don't snort when you laugh! It would k**l my visualizations.

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Jan 9, 2020 15:35:11   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Peewee wrote:
You da man! She affects Bahmer and I the same way. I still think she might be cross-eyed because of the sunglasses. Wonder if she wears them while sleeping and in the shower?
get your mind outta that shower Peewee
it'll just frustrate you
and you know I think
youdaman

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Jan 9, 2020 15:44:29   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
get your mind outta that shower Peewee
it'll just frustrate you
and you know I think
youdaman

You'da Ancient Mariner.

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Jan 9, 2020 15:58:28   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
You'da Ancient Mariner.


and you sir are the dastardly Marine

ain't it great that we can denigrate one another
and not h**e each other
the hatred I see on OPP just makes me wanna go somers else
ya'll can find me on 'Fishing Stage'if you wanna

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