badbobby Loc: texas

There were two nuns..


One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),


And the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).


It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.


SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.


SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.


SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?


SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.


SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.


SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.



SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.














So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.


Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.


Then Sister Logical arrives.


SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!


SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?


SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.


SM: And?


SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.



SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?



SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.



SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?



SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.



SM: Oh, no! What happened then?



SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.


And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,


Say two Hail Mary's!

Carol Kelly

That rocked the room. Too good not to share!

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Lololol ~~ the visual is uhmmmm, never mind~~
Hail Mary!!! Hail Mary~~~😂😎🙏

bahmer

Very good there badbobby thanks for the laughs.

Squiddiddler Loc: Phoenix

[quote=badbobby]There were two nuns..

Yep, tickles the funny bone.+++

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

You can tell us, BB. You were that dirty ol' man, weren't you

bahmer

Who is going to win Sunday the Packers or the Seahawks?

badbobby Loc: texas

lets just say
I missed my chance

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Don't know, but I'll go with the Packers. Should be a good 'un

I like both Aaron Rodgers & Russell Wilson.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

We miss you, Ancient Mariner.

Drop your anchor a little more often here on OPP.

L-J is longing for ya'

badbobby Loc: texas

Ah the mere mention of the lovely L-J
sets my heart to pitter patting

Mikeyavelli

Now that there is funny.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Down, ol' feller...down, I say.

permafrost Loc: Minnesota

great one....

dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA

This is a slightly different take on a line I heard from a D.I. in Basic which I didn't think was funny then, and I don't find it funny now. But hey that's just me, okay. Don't shoot the messenger.

The way I hear it was as follows: "There is no such thing as rape. A woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man can with his pants down."