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There was a man who lived way back in the hills with his wife and son.
One day, the father said to his son,”son I think I am going to take you to the city sso you can see how different life is city vs. the country.
So The wife packed them a sack lunch and they jumped into the old truck they had and headed for the city.
They finally arrived and parked the truck and started walking down the busy streets. They came to this one really tall building where there was all kinds of people going in and coming out. The father said to his son, “let’s take a look inside this here big building and see what is making all these people go in and come out.

Well they went into the lobby of this big building and looked all around. The boy said “Pa you sure could stack a lot of hay in here; his Pa said” yes sir son you sure could.”
They noticed there was a set of doors on one wall that people would stand in front of, they would push a button, the door would slide open and people would get on one side of the door and out on the other side.

They got closer and a little ole lady, all wrinkled and bent over stood in front of the door and pushed the button. Soon the door slide open and the little lady stepped inside the door. She disappeared.

For about five minutes nothing happened. Then all the sudden the other door opened and out walked the most beautiful woman father and son had ever seen in their lives. They watched her every step as she walked toward the outside door, awestruck at this raving beauty.

Pa said, “Son, lets go set and eat our sack lunch then we are headin home. The boy said, “Pa we just got here why are we going home so soon. Pa said,” Boy we are gonna go home and get you Momma and bring her back and run her through this machine.