AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Very Important info my friends!

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt

PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS THIS INFORMATION.

IF YOU DON'T THEN YOU MIGHT POSSIBLY BE RELATED TO FULLA SCHITT

Hemiman Loc: Communist California

This is a lot of Hoss Schitt. Funny post-thanks AuntiE !! :D :D

Loki Loc: Georgia

From now on, I will not complain about your spelling.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Considering you wrote one of the worst grammatical sentences, I have seen lately, today.....

archie bunker Loc: Texas

What a bunch of funny schitt!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Loki Loc: Georgia

I suppose you can back up this Schitt you are alleging?

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

If an individual were to leave out the pronouns you, your and mine, you would be left with the pronoun"me", resulting in the sentence reading, "Do you think me caught something from the Internet?" Hmmm...Does that seem grammatically correct to you?

Loki Loc: Georgia

It most certainly is; somehow the w in "we" got turned upside down.

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

Well I swan to goodness I didn't know that many were left are they all living Schitts :?: :?: :?: :?: :shock:

Loki Loc: Georgia

Beats the schitt outta me.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Yes many are living and, in fact, frequently post on OPP.

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

I resemble that. Put up yer dukes 8-) 8-) 8-) :hunf: :lol: :lol:

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

Did you read my father and son story :?: :?:

dennisimoto Loc: Washington State (West)

The minister raised his arms to Heaven and intoned, "Without You, oh Heavenly Father, we are but dust."

A tiny voice was heard from the back of the congregation. "Hey Mom! What's "butt dust?""

I guess you had to be there.

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

There was a man who lived way back in the hills with his wife and son.
One day, the father said to his son,”son I think I am going to take you to the city sso you can see how different life is city vs. the country.
So The wife packed them a sack lunch and they jumped into the old truck they had and headed for the city.
They finally arrived and parked the truck and started walking down the busy streets. They came to this one really tall building where there was all kinds of people going in and coming out. The father said to his son, “let’s take a look inside this here big building and see what is making all these people go in and come out.

Well they went into the lobby of this big building and looked all around. The boy said “Pa you sure could stack a lot of hay in here; his Pa said” yes sir son you sure could.”
They noticed there was a set of doors on one wall that people would stand in front of, they would push a button, the door would slide open and people would get on one side of the door and out on the other side.

They got closer and a little ole lady, all wrinkled and bent over stood in front of the door and pushed the button. Soon the door slide open and the little lady stepped inside the door. She disappeared.

For about five minutes nothing happened. Then all the sudden the other door opened and out walked the most beautiful woman father and son had ever seen in their lives. They watched her every step as she walked toward the outside door, awestruck at this raving beauty.

Pa said, “Son, lets go set and eat our sack lunch then we are headin home. The boy said, “Pa we just got here why are we going home so soon. Pa said,” Boy we are gonna go home and get you Momma and bring her back and run her through this machine.