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Oct 19, 2019 13:35:50   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Singularity wrote:
And I should give up knitting. Filthy habit.

Not 'til you finish an afghan for my new great-granddaughter, born September 3rd.

I'lll pick it up on my next trip east.

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Oct 19, 2019 14:05:09   #
Singularity
 
slatten49 wrote:
Not 'til you finish an afghan for my new great-granddaughter, born September 3rd.

I'lll pick it up on my next trip east.

Congrats to all concerned!!!

I'll get a couple cartons of AHEM,.. YARN from the Crossroads store. . .

Colors? And has a decision been communicated regarding the preferred pronouns for the new little human?

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Oct 19, 2019 15:37:00   #
PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
The joke needs some work but there are people--wonderful and talented people---and they are working on it right now.



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Oct 19, 2019 15:42:09   #
moldyoldy
 
PaulPisces wrote:


Do you know the oranges of that quote? It was completely outrage. But there was no pro quo.

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Oct 19, 2019 16:11:44   #
Singularity
 
moldyoldy wrote:
Do you know the oranges of that quote? It was completely outrage. But there was no pro quo.


So one needs a quid to be funny?

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Oct 19, 2019 16:19:40   #
Rose42
 
slatten49 wrote:
Reporter Jim Acosta: Mr. Trump, what is 4+4?

President Trump: That’s a GREAT question, Jim...so many people are asking that question, it is honestly a beautiful question, one of the best in the world. Well, to answer that… first, you have four, what an amazing number four is. Did you know 2+2 equals…FOUR! I just learned that yesterday. Four is a really good looking number, nice and straight. It is probably one of the best numbers in the world! Better than seven or ten, I mean, honestly, what is the point of ten?! It looks so weird, just like me. You know, if I had to be a number, I would want to be a four, Hillary can be the ten. Four is how big my IQ is, did you know that? I’m s
MikeMck wrote:
Here you go bone spur supporters:


Isn’t that something. They all apply to a lot of democrats as well. Take out the first one and it applies to quite a few in both parties. I’m so proud of myself for having an IQ of four, it’s the biggest & bestest of all IQs, better even than Einstein’s! I’m just so smart with my IQ of four honestly, why h**e me with such a high level of smarts? Speaking about h**e, who can h**e me?! I am Donald J Trump, the most honest, caring guy out there, duh. So, to answer your question, 4+4 equals = I am the best, obviously.
Reporter Jim Acosta: Mr. Trump, what is 4+4? br b... (show quote)


It would have been really funny if they left out the ‘I just learned that yesterday’ and the IQ bit. If it were directed at Obama I’d say the same thing.

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Oct 19, 2019 16:26:56   #
moldyoldy
 
Singularity wrote:
So one needs a quid to be funny?


Funny money

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Oct 19, 2019 16:27:20   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Rose42 wrote:
It would have been really funny if they left out the ‘I just learned that yesterday’ and the IQ bit. If it were directed at Obama I’d say the same thing.

Although I agree with you, it was a cut 'n paste, and I didn't choose to rewrite. In hindsight, maybe I should have done so.

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Oct 19, 2019 16:41:00   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Reporter Jim Acosta: Mr. Trump, what is 4+4?

President Trump: That’s a GREAT question, Jim...so many people are asking that question, it is honestly a beautiful question, one of the best in the world. Well, to answer that… first, you have four, what an amazing number four is. Did you know 2+2 equals…FOUR! I just learned that yesterday. Four is a really good looking number, nice and straight. It is probably one of the best numbers in the world! Better than seven or ten, I mean, honestly, what is the point of ten?! It looks so weird, just like me. You know, if I had to be a number, I would want to be a four, Hillary can be the ten. Four is how big my IQ is, did you know that? I’m so proud of myself for having an IQ of four, it’s the biggest & bestest of all IQs, better even than Einstein’s! I’m just so smart with my IQ of four honestly, why h**e me with such a high level of smarts? Speaking about h**e, who can h**e me?! I am Donald J Trump, the most honest, caring guy out there, duh. So, to answer your question, 4+4 equals = I am the best, obviously.
Reporter Jim Acosta: Mr. Trump, what is 4+4? br b... (show quote)


Huh, I always took Trump for a hefty number two ( with a little #1 on the side ).

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Oct 19, 2019 16:44:44   #
Singularity
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Huh, I always took Trump for a hefty number two ( with a little #1 on the side ).


He is a stinker!

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Oct 20, 2019 11:25:44   #
Kazudy
 
slatten49 wrote:
Reporter Jim Acosta: Mr. Trump, what is 4+4?

President Trump: That’s a GREAT question, Jim...so many people are asking that question, it is honestly a beautiful question, one of the best in the world. Well, to answer that… first, you have four, what an amazing number four is. Did you know 2+2 equals…FOUR! I just learned that yesterday. Four is a really good looking number, nice and straight. It is probably one of the best numbers in the world! Better than seven or ten, I mean, honestly, what is the point of ten?! It looks so weird, just like me. You know, if I had to be a number, I would want to be a four, Hillary can be the ten. Four is how big my IQ is, did you know that? I’m so proud of myself for having an IQ of four, it’s the biggest & bestest of all IQs, better even than Einstein’s! I’m just so smart with my IQ of four honestly, why h**e me with such a high level of smarts? Speaking about h**e, who can h**e me?! I am Donald J Trump, the most honest, caring guy out there, duh. So, to answer your question, 4+4 equals = I am the best, obviously.
Reporter Jim Acosta: Mr. Trump, what is 4+4? br b... (show quote)


Ok Slatten, now tell us a joke about the Clintons on Epstein’s Lolita Express.

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Oct 20, 2019 14:46:56   #
PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco
 
slatten49 wrote:
Reporter Jim Acosta: Mr. Trump, what is 4+4?

President Trump: That’s a GREAT question, Jim...so many people are asking that question, it is honestly a beautiful question, one of the best in the world. Well, to answer that… first, you have four, what an amazing number four is. Did you know 2+2 equals…FOUR! I just learned that yesterday. Four is a really good looking number, nice and straight. It is probably one of the best numbers in the world! Better than seven or ten, I mean, honestly, what is the point of ten?! It looks so weird, just like me. You know, if I had to be a number, I would want to be a four, Hillary can be the ten. Four is how big my IQ is, did you know that? I’m so proud of myself for having an IQ of four, it’s the biggest & bestest of all IQs, better even than Einstein’s! I’m just so smart with my IQ of four honestly, why h**e me with such a high level of smarts? Speaking about h**e, who can h**e me?! I am Donald J Trump, the most honest, caring guy out there, duh. So, to answer your question, 4+4 equals = I am the best, obviously.
Reporter Jim Acosta: Mr. Trump, what is 4+4? br b... (show quote)


You've managed the impossible, Slatts!
You made a joke about a joke!

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Oct 20, 2019 14:56:18   #
maximus Loc: Chattanooga, Tennessee
 
slatten49 wrote:
Reporter Jim Acosta: Mr. Trump, what is 4+4?

President Trump: That’s a GREAT question, Jim...so many people are asking that question, it is honestly a beautiful question, one of the best in the world. Well, to answer that… first, you have four, what an amazing number four is. Did you know 2+2 equals…FOUR! I just learned that yesterday. Four is a really good looking number, nice and straight. It is probably one of the best numbers in the world! Better than seven or ten, I mean, honestly, what is the point of ten?! It looks so weird, just like me. You know, if I had to be a number, I would want to be a four, Hillary can be the ten. Four is how big my IQ is, did you know that? I’m so proud of myself for having an IQ of four, it’s the biggest & bestest of all IQs, better even than Einstein’s! I’m just so smart with my IQ of four honestly, why h**e me with such a high level of smarts? Speaking about h**e, who can h**e me?! I am Donald J Trump, the most honest, caring guy out there, duh. So, to answer your question, 4+4 equals = I am the best, obviously.
Reporter Jim Acosta: Mr. Trump, what is 4+4? br b... (show quote)




It's not that it's about Trump...or maybe it just went over my head, I dunno...I just didn't think it was funny. I think I'll try to rewrite it.

(10 minutes later)

Here it is rewritten. I think I captured his speech style, what do you think?

Acosta...Mr. President, can you tell us what 2+2 equals?
Trump...Well, Jim, that's actually a good question. Quite a difference for such a f**e news agency. Is that a trick question? So, what is 4 + 4? Let me say this...
Acosta...Sir, we just want to hear your answe....
Trump...excuse me...excuse me...I wasn't finished. 4+4 equals...you know, they made fun of my hands being small but they're not...my hands are just fine...fantastic...I've got fantastic hands...nice hands...very nice...but back to your question...what does 4 + 4 equal? You know we only have 8 fingers on our hands...that's true...we have 2 thumbs which are NOT fingers. Democrats think we have 10 fingers...You won't hear f**e news CNN talk about that, Jim...
Acosta...Sir, can we drop the f**e news thin...
Trump...Jim.....Jim....don't interrupt me...be nice. So, the answer is 8...an unbelievable number 8...8 is one of the best...I surround myself with the best numbers. You didn't think I knew that one about the 8 fingers ad 2 thumbs did you? But I did...we got 10 toes but not 10 fingers...if you want to get technical...I can be technical...I'm great at being technical. Everybody loves me...why? because I'm a technical kind of guy. Who's next?

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Oct 20, 2019 15:02:43   #
Singularity
 
maximus wrote:
It's not that it's about Trump...or maybe it just went over my head, I dunno...I just didn't think it was funny. I think I'll try to rewrite it.

(10 minutes later)

Here it is rewritten. I think I captured his speech style, what do you think?

Acosta...Mr. President, can you tell us what 2+2 equals?
Trump...Well, Jim, that's actually a good question. Quite a difference for such a f**e news agency. Is that a trick question? So, what is 4 + 4? Let me say this...
Acosta...Sir, we just want to hear your answe....
Trump...excuse me...excuse me...I wasn't finished. 4+4 equals...you know, they made fun of my hands being small but they're not...my hands are just fine...fantastic...I've got fantastic hands...nice hands...very nice...but back to your question...what does 4 + 4 equal? You know we only have 8 fingers on our hands...that's true...we have 2 thumbs which are NOT fingers. Democrats think we have 10 fingers...You won't hear f**e news CNN talk about that, Jim...
Acosta...Sir, can we drop the f**e news thin...
Trump...Jim.....Jim....don't interrupt me...be nice. So, the answer is 8...an unbelievable number 8...8 is one of the best...I surround myself with the best numbers. You didn't think I knew that one about the 8 fingers ad 2 thumbs did you? But I did...we got 10 toes but not 10 fingers...if you want to get technical...I can be technical...I'm great at being technical. Everybody loves me...why? because I'm a technical kind of guy. Who's next?
It's not that it's about Trump...or maybe it just ... (show quote)

Betcha never knew it could be this complicated, nobody knew, right?

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Oct 20, 2019 15:09:58   #
son of witless
 
slatten49 wrote:
Oh, I know the audience, CD.

"Laughter is the closet distance between two people."---Victor Borge.


" One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace. " Victor Borge.

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