Just for fun, a Trump joke
Oct 19, 2019 10:53:30 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Reporter Jim Acosta: Mr. Trump, what is 4+4?
President Trump: That’s a GREAT question, Jim...so many people are asking that question, it is honestly a beautiful question, one of the best in the world. Well, to answer that… first, you have four, what an amazing number four is. Did you know 2+2 equals…FOUR! I just learned that yesterday. Four is a really good looking number, nice and straight. It is probably one of the best numbers in the world! Better than seven or ten, I mean, honestly, what is the point of ten?! It looks so weird, just like me. You know, if I had to be a number, I would want to be a four, Hillary can be the ten. Four is how big my IQ is, did you know that? I’m so proud of myself for having an IQ of four, it’s the biggest & bestest of all IQs, better even than Einstein’s! I’m just so smart with my IQ of four honestly, why h**e me with such a high level of smarts? Speaking about h**e, who can h**e me?! I am Donald J Trump, the most honest, caring guy out there, duh. So, to answer your question, 4+4 equals = I am the best, obviously.
President Trump: That’s a GREAT question, Jim...so many people are asking that question, it is honestly a beautiful question, one of the best in the world. Well, to answer that… first, you have four, what an amazing number four is. Did you know 2+2 equals…FOUR! I just learned that yesterday. Four is a really good looking number, nice and straight. It is probably one of the best numbers in the world! Better than seven or ten, I mean, honestly, what is the point of ten?! It looks so weird, just like me. You know, if I had to be a number, I would want to be a four, Hillary can be the ten. Four is how big my IQ is, did you know that? I’m so proud of myself for having an IQ of four, it’s the biggest & bestest of all IQs, better even than Einstein’s! I’m just so smart with my IQ of four honestly, why h**e me with such a high level of smarts? Speaking about h**e, who can h**e me?! I am Donald J Trump, the most honest, caring guy out there, duh. So, to answer your question, 4+4 equals = I am the best, obviously.
Oct 19, 2019 10:55:04 #
slatten49 wrote:
Reporter Jim Acosta: Mr. Trump, what is 4+4? br b... (show quote)
Ooohhhh...
Swing and a miss...
Know your audience
Oct 19, 2019 10:58:24 #
Oct 19, 2019 10:58:25 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Ooohhhh...
Swing and a miss...
Know your audience
Swing and a miss...
Know your audience
Oh, I know the audience, CD.
"Laughter is the closet distance between two people."---Victor Borge.
Oct 19, 2019 10:59:52 #
slatten49 wrote:
Oh, I know the audience, CD.
"Laughter is the closet distance between two people."---Victor Borge.
"Laughter is the closet distance between two people."---Victor Borge.
Funny... Half the time when my wife laughs In take a step back
Oct 19, 2019 11:27:37 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
The joke needs some work but there are people--wonderful and talented people---and they are working on it right now. 
Oct 19, 2019 11:30:28 #
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
The joke needs some work but there are people--wonderful and talented people---and they are working on it right now.
Chuckle....
Well done Tom
Oct 19, 2019 11:38:08 #
Oct 19, 2019 12:08:57 #
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
The joke needs some work but there are people--wonderful and talented people---and they are working on it right now.
Its, just, its crazy, you know? The dems, you know, the democrat party, I mean, who knew? Right? One of my generals, probably not the top general, but one of my generals, not the overrated one, who got his spurs in battle, that one, yeah. Top general, they say, but he didn't even know you can get your spurs through just a doctors note! No. I only go with the best people, you know? One if them called me "SIR!" Don't you just love it?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/10/18/james-mattis-mocks-donald-trump-not-fighting-vietnam/
Oct 19, 2019 12:16:19 #
slatten49 wrote:
Oh, I know the audience, CD.
"Laughter is the closet distance between two people."---Victor Borge.
"Laughter is the closet distance between two people."---Victor Borge.
closet?
Close the damn door. Can't you see I am knitting!?
~Peggy Hill~
Oct 19, 2019 12:20:06 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Singularity wrote:
closet?
Close the damn door. Can't you see I am knitting!?
~Peggy Hill~
Close the damn door. Can't you see I am knitting!?
~Peggy Hill~
I was testing you, Sing, and you caught it
Good for you.
Oct 19, 2019 12:24:01 #
slatten49 wrote:
I was testing you, Sing, and you caught it
Good for you.
Good for you.
Her singularly best accomplishment this hour.
Oct 19, 2019 12:39:36 #
slatten49 wrote:
I was testing you, Sing, and you caught it
Good for you.
Good for you.
Damon autocorrect, and I fell for it, right!@?
Oct 19, 2019 13:15:00 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Singularity wrote:
Damon autocorrect, and I fell for it, right!@?
No, actually, it was my error. Oct 19, 2019 13:30:14 #
slatten49 wrote: No, actually, it was my error.
No, actually, it was my error. And I should give up knitting. Filthy habit.
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