I still like you for your humor, your faith is an entirely different matter. But who knows, you may be right. This may be arrogance, but not a single pastor in thirty years of Sunday School (on Wednesdays and Sundays) was I an apostate; more an elder. Once they got to open their ears and hear me, beyond my non-Christina lingo, they were very impressed.
If they listened to you mock God’s word and were impressed then they weren’t good pastors and shame on them.
Its not others who need to open their ears - its you.