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Sep 2, 2019 16:32:26   #
Tug484
 
bahmer wrote:
At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard badbobby with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink.

Badbobby tried it and said, “It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.”

"That's correct", said the director. Another glass...
“This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for the finest results.”

"Correct." A third glass... "It's a Pinot Blanc Champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' badbobby said calmly.

The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something. She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine.

Badbobby tried it. "It's a blond, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don't get the job I'll name the father."

And that is how badbobby ended up working at the winery.
At a winery, the regular taster died and the direc... (show quote)


The ending gagged me, but it's funny.

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Sep 3, 2019 12:58:06   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Nah, not just yet. He's probably still sleeping off last night's helping of Jack.

iff'n youse guys are through talkin bout me
I'll ruminate on all this BS and get back to you

ps
dunno fer sure what ruminate means
but it sounds good

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Sep 3, 2019 13:02:18   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard badbobby with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink.

Badbobby tried it and said, “It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.”

"That's correct", said the director. Another glass...
“This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for the finest results.”

"Correct." A third glass... "It's a Pinot Blanc Champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' badbobby said calmly.

The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something. She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine.

Badbobby tried it. "It's a blond, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don't get the job I'll name the father."

And that is how badbobby ended up working at the winery.
At a winery, the regular taster died and the direc... (show quote)

drunkard huh?
that from a supposed pard??
dunno why you say bad things bout me bahm
all I ever do is tell everyone what an exemplary life you lead
I'm heart broken


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Sep 3, 2019 13:03:25   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
sisboombaa wrote:
I think badbobby will tell us that anyone of us can become just as wise if we keep an open mind and live using common sense always. You are a hero to many of us BB. Thanks for the report bahmer. Note to Slat; we should give credit and/or praise to everyone and anyone deserving it.


thanks sis
you are a true friend

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Sep 3, 2019 13:04:31   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
drunkard huh?
that from a supposed pard??
dunno why you say bad things bout me bahm
all I ever do is tell everyone what an exemplary life you lead
I'm heart broken



Just all of your sippin Jack is all much like me sippin brandy.

Oh part two of the revelations from the underworld post is now up.

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Sep 3, 2019 13:05:29   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Note to Sisboombaa: BB is also a hero to me. I just can't let him know it and get swell-headed.


I'd really get swell headed
iff'n you paid me just a particle of the IOUs you owe me

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Sep 3, 2019 13:08:21   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
debeda wrote:
Lolololhahahaha and EWWWWWW


deb
don't encourage bahm
he might go plum ape s--t

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Sep 3, 2019 13:10:15   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
sisboombaa wrote:
I always knew it. Just wanted to hear you admit it. Besides, BB is too old to develop a swelled head. The most that can happen to him is a slight smile on his face as he naps. Bless his heart. We need more like the both of you.


you're partly right sis
dunno why you would want more dastardly Marines tho

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Sep 3, 2019 13:10:16   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
deb
don't encourage bahm
he might go plum ape s--t


Naw your a friend and buddy I would never do that.

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Sep 3, 2019 13:12:55   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Nah, not just yet. He's probably still sleeping off last night's helping of Jack.


et tu Slat

you and bahm might make a fair comedy team
get lotsa laffs
specially if the audience could see your faces(and that yeller hair)

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Sep 3, 2019 13:14:37   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
I do what I can, ol' buddy.


most of what you do though
is flushable

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Sep 3, 2019 19:50:34   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
most of what you do though
is flushable

That's a crappy thing to say, BB...especially to one of your Marine betters.

As a result, I'm devastated.

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Sep 3, 2019 19:53:19   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
iff'n youse guys are through talkin bout me
I'll ruminate on all this BS and get back to you

ps
dunno fer sure what ruminate means
but it sounds good

It sounds like you went to your room-and-ate...then, washed it down with some Jack.

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Sep 4, 2019 12:38:40   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
It sounds like you went to your room-and-ate...then, washed it down with some Jack.


you know a better way???

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Sep 4, 2019 13:10:43   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
you know a better way???

I usually go with iced tea.

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