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Sep 1, 2019 16:40:34   #
bahmer
 
At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard badbobby with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink.

Badbobby tried it and said, “It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.”

"That's correct", said the director. Another glass...
“This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for the finest results.”

"Correct." A third glass... "It's a Pinot Blanc Champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' badbobby said calmly.

The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something. She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine.

Badbobby tried it. "It's a blond, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don't get the job I'll name the father."

And that is how badbobby ended up working at the winery.

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Sep 1, 2019 16:56:27   #
debeda
 
bahmer wrote:
At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard badbobby with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink.

Badbobby tried it and said, “It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.”

"That's correct", said the director. Another glass...
“This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for the finest results.”

"Correct." A third glass... "It's a Pinot Blanc Champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' badbobby said calmly.

The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something. She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine.

Badbobby tried it. "It's a blond, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don't get the job I'll name the father."

And that is how badbobby ended up working at the winery.
At a winery, the regular taster died and the direc... (show quote)


Lolololhahahaha and EWWWWWW

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Sep 1, 2019 17:15:00   #
Auntie Lulu
 
bahmer wrote:
At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard badbobby with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink.

Badbobby tried it and said, “It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.”

"That's correct", said the director. Another glass...
“This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for the finest results.”

"Correct." A third glass... "It's a Pinot Blanc Champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' badbobby said calmly.

The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something. She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine.

Badbobby tried it. "It's a blond, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don't get the job I'll name the father."

And that is how badbobby ended up working at the winery.
At a winery, the regular taster died and the direc... (show quote)


What a wonderful laugh !!!

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Sep 1, 2019 18:15:29   #
sisboombaa
 
bahmer wrote:
At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard badbobby with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink.

Badbobby tried it and said, “It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.”

"That's correct", said the director. Another glass...
“This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for the finest results.”

"Correct." A third glass... "It's a Pinot Blanc Champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' badbobby said calmly.

The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something. She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine.

Badbobby tried it. "It's a blond, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don't get the job I'll name the father."

And that is how badbobby ended up working at the winery.
At a winery, the regular taster died and the direc... (show quote)


I think badbobby will tell us that anyone of us can become just as wise if we keep an open mind and live using common sense always. You are a hero to many of us BB. Thanks for the report bahmer. Note to Slat; we should give credit and/or praise to everyone and anyone deserving it.

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Sep 1, 2019 20:36:02   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
sisboombaa wrote:
I think badbobby will tell us that anyone of us can become just as wise if we keep an open mind and live using common sense always. You are a hero to many of us BB. Thanks for the report bahmer. Note to Slat; we should give credit and/or praise to everyone and anyone deserving it.

Note to Sisboombaa: BB is also a hero to me. I just can't let him know it and get swell-headed.

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Sep 1, 2019 21:40:35   #
sisboombaa
 
slatten49 wrote:
Note to Sisboombaa: BB is also a hero to me. I just can't let him know it and get swell-headed.


I always knew it. Just wanted to hear you admit it. Besides, BB is too old to develop a swelled head. The most that can happen to him is a slight smile on his face as he naps. Bless his heart. We need more like the both of you.

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Sep 2, 2019 08:34:52   #
Big dog
 
bahmer wrote:
At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard badbobby with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink.

Badbobby tried it and said, “It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.”

"That's correct", said the director. Another glass...
“This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for the finest results.”

"Correct." A third glass... "It's a Pinot Blanc Champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' badbobby said calmly.

The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something. She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine.

Badbobby tried it. "It's a blond, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don't get the job I'll name the father."

And that is how badbobby ended up working at the winery.
At a winery, the regular taster died and the direc... (show quote)


Ohhh Brother..... BB is loading up right now.

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Sep 2, 2019 09:25:44   #
debeda
 
Big dog wrote:
Ohhh Brother..... BB is loading up right now.



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Sep 2, 2019 10:09:07   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Big dog wrote:
Ohhh Brother..... BB is loading up right now.

Nah, not just yet. He's probably still sleeping off last night's helping of Jack.

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Sep 2, 2019 10:13:26   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
Nah, not just yet. He's probably still sleeping off last night's helping of Jack.


It's only 82 in Huston at present he could be over fishing for a bit before coming on line.

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Sep 2, 2019 10:18:57   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
It's only 82 in Huston at present he could be over fishing for a bit before coming on line.

Bahmer, exactly where is 'Huston'

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Sep 2, 2019 10:23:28   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
Bahmer, exactly where is 'Huston'


It is right near Houston I believe it is a small suburb really small like one house small.

Sorry about the spelling but not being a Texas native you will have to forgive me. Please.

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Sep 2, 2019 10:27:37   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
It is right near Houston I believe it is a small suburb really small like one house small.

Sorry about the spelling but not being a Texas native you will have to forgive me. Please.
It is right near Houston I believe it is a small s... (show quote)

Never let it be said that I am not a big enough man to accept my friends' & buddies' flaws.

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Sep 2, 2019 10:46:42   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
Never let it be said that I am not a big enough man to accept my friends' & buddies' flaws.


Gee your all heart there Slatten. Thanks for accepting my flaws.

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Sep 2, 2019 11:18:40   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Gee your all heart there Slatten. Thanks for accepting my flaws.

I do what I can, ol' buddy.

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