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bahm goes to confession
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Aug 30, 2019 07:28:04   #
Big dog
 
badbobby wrote:
Big dog and I are already there bahm


Give him a chance to catch up

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Aug 30, 2019 12:25:21   #
padremike Loc: Phenix City, Al
 
badbobby wrote:
bahm goes to confession. He tells the priest that on Friday night, he’d been in the bar when he met a young woman. “Maybe 22,” he says. “A gorgeous blonde. I started lusting, Father.”

“Yes,” says the priest, “Lust is a dangerous sin, my son.”

“There’s more,” says bahm. “We went back to her place and made passionate love for hours.”



The priest pauses. “And how long has it been since your last confession?”

“I’ve never come. This is my first.”

“How come this your first confession?”

“I’m Assembly of God

“Then… why are you telling me all this?”



“Telling you? I’m telling everyone!”
bahm goes to confession. He tells the priest that ... (show quote)


Next time please come to me bahm.. I have a portable asbestos confessional. 😇

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Aug 30, 2019 12:29:47   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
padremike wrote:
Next time please come to me bahm.. I have a portable asbestos confessional. 😇

There may not be a "next time" of passionate sex for him, Padre.

Just funnin' wit'cha, Bahmer.

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Aug 30, 2019 12:30:07   #
bahmer
 
padremike wrote:
Next time please come to me bahm.. I have a portable asbestos confessional. 😇


Your all heart there padremike thanks.

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Aug 30, 2019 18:42:29   #
padremike Loc: Phenix City, Al
 
slatten49 wrote:
There may not be a "next time" of passionate sex for him, Padre.

Just funnin' wit'cha, Bahmer.


True, but thoughts also count if one dwells on sexually explicit ..........maybe we'd better not discuss this any further.

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Aug 30, 2019 18:46:02   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
padremike wrote:
True, but thoughts also count if one dwells on sexually explicit ..........maybe we'd better not discuss this any further.

Yeah, the last thing we want for our buddy Bahmer is to have a brain hemorrhage.

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Aug 30, 2019 18:46:38   #
bahmer
 
padremike wrote:
True, but thoughts also count if one dwells on sexually explicit ..........maybe we'd better not discuss this any further.


Nope Mama is gone and so are my aspirations of having wild times in the bedroom I'm afraid and at my age If I were to ever try something like that I would most likely wake up dead.

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Aug 30, 2019 21:06:09   #
padremike Loc: Phenix City, Al
 
bahmer wrote:
Nope Mama is gone and so are my aspirations of having wild times in the bedroom I'm afraid and at my age If I were to ever try something like that I would most likely wake up dead.


At our age I'd rather go fishing.

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Aug 31, 2019 09:43:39   #
bahmer
 
padremike wrote:
At our age I'd rather go fishing.


Sounds good to me and badbobby could join us.

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Aug 31, 2019 09:50:26   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Sounds good to me and badbobby could join us.


What the... Am I not invited

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Aug 31, 2019 10:08:17   #
padremike Loc: Phenix City, Al
 
slatten49 wrote:
What the... Am I not invited


You're driving aren't you?


In rehab they asked me what my ultimate goal was. I thought about it for a moment and answered "to go fishing again." I used to be such a good fisherman I'd have to hide behind tree to bait my hook!

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Aug 31, 2019 10:08:22   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
What the... Am I not invited


You can come also it's just that the Sgt. Major is a better fisherman tan you are. Maybe both of you can come. How's that?

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Aug 31, 2019 10:42:28   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
You can come also it's just that the Sgt. Major is a better fisherman tan you are. Maybe both of you can come. How's that?

Considering this thread is about your being a 'player,' there's little chance I'll have her join us.

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Aug 31, 2019 10:44:57   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
Considering this thread is about your being a 'player,' there's little chance I'll have her join us.


At my age she is totally safe besides she has you to protect her does she not?

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Aug 31, 2019 12:10:48   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
There may not be a "next time" of passionate sex for him, Padre.

Just funnin' wit'cha, Bahmer.


me too Slat
that's givin credence to the rumor that there was a first time

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