bahm goes to confession
Aug 29, 2019 12:40:27 #
bahm goes to confession. He tells the priest that on Friday night, he’d been in the bar when he met a young woman. “Maybe 22,” he says. “A gorgeous blonde. I started lusting, Father.”
“Yes,” says the priest, “Lust is a dangerous sin, my son.”
“There’s more,” says bahm. “We went back to her place and made passionate love for hours.”
The priest pauses. “And how long has it been since your last confession?”
“I’ve never come. This is my first.”
“How come this your first confession?”
“I’m Assembly of God
“Then… why are you telling me all this?”
“Telling you? I’m telling everyone!”
“Yes,” says the priest, “Lust is a dangerous sin, my son.”
“There’s more,” says bahm. “We went back to her place and made passionate love for hours.”
The priest pauses. “And how long has it been since your last confession?”
“I’ve never come. This is my first.”
“How come this your first confession?”
“I’m Assembly of God
“Then… why are you telling me all this?”
“Telling you? I’m telling everyone!”
Aug 29, 2019 12:57:18 #
badbobby wrote:
bahm goes to confession. He tells the priest that ... (show quote)
I figured it might be this one thanks for the laughs badbobby now if it were just true.
Say where you caught that bass was that a river near your house or a small lake?
Aug 29, 2019 13:45:54 #
bahmer wrote:
I figured it might be this one thanks for the laughs badbobby now if it were just true.
Say where you caught that bass was that a river near your house or a small lake?
Say where you caught that bass was that a river near your house or a small lake?
edge of government impoundment where we fished all last winter and this spring
when we had a boat
Aug 29, 2019 16:33:30 #
badbobby wrote:
edge of government impoundment where we fished all last winter and this spring
when we had a boat
when we had a boat
Any hope of getting another boat?
Aug 29, 2019 17:26:04 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Any hope of getting another boat?
Boat or not, there's little hope of him catching a lunker bass.
Aug 29, 2019 17:26:59 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
bahm goes to confession. He tells the priest that ... (show quote)
I can't/won't fault you that, Bahmer. 
Aug 29, 2019 17:30:46 #
slatten49 wrote: I can't/won't fault you that, Bahmer.
I can't/won't fault you that, Bahmer. Thanks, when it happens you want to tell everyone. Right?
Aug 29, 2019 17:35:33 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
edge of government impoundment where we fished all last winter and this spring
when we had a boat
when we had a boat
I'ma gon'na throw you a little assistance, ol' feller...
https://www.bassresource.com/fishing/lunker-bass.html
Aug 29, 2019 17:42:27 #
slatten49 wrote:
I'ma gon'na throw you a little assistance, ol' feller...
https://www.bassresource.com/fishing/lunker-bass.html
https://www.bassresource.com/fishing/lunker-bass.html
Here is another one and this covers all varieties of fish even crappies.
I am sending this to those who have fishing spouses or who like to fish if you are interested you can sign up and learn all kinds of facts to make you a better fisherman.
With summer quickly coming to a close, so is the season to fish. Unless you’re into ice-fishing, not me, I like the water in liquid form lol. Anyway, I stumbled upon a fishing forum run by the same folks that run OPP. The format is identical to this forum. I haven’t signed up yet, but I did some browsing, and found the folks there very polite (which seems to be synonymous with fishermen), knowledgeable, willing to lend advice and tips. I’m not a hardcore fisherman or anything but I like to be in the loop for when I do get the chance to go, and I like to read about it during the winter months.
Just thought I would share the link:
https://www.fishingstage.com/newsletter.jsp
Happy fishing!
Aug 29, 2019 17:44:06 #
bahmer wrote:
Any hope of getting another boat?
Since I no longer have a home
there is no place to put a boat here in this apartment
so it's up to someone else to furnish boat
Aug 29, 2019 17:46:28 #
slatten49 wrote:
Boat or not, there's little hope of him catching a lunker bass.
more hope for a lunker
than ever collectin the yuuuuuge amount of IOUs you owe me from your pitiful attempts at the poker table
Aug 29, 2019 18:02:19 #
slatten49 wrote:
I'ma gon'na throw you a little assistance, ol' feller...
https://www.bassresource.com/fishing/lunker-bass.html
https://www.bassresource.com/fishing/lunker-bass.html
he really makes it sound easy
don't he
he must work for the people that make magic shad and fork baits
still most of his advice is logical
cept for the catchin of multiple huge bass in one day
in all my years of fishin and there have been a few of them
I may have caught two bass in one day that went over six pounds
of course my biggest fish was 11.5,and lotsa folks have caught bigger fish
but I must say that some of his stories are hard to take as gospel
Aug 29, 2019 18:04:23 #
bahmer wrote:
Here is another one and this covers all varieties ... (show quote)
Big dog and I are already there bahm
Aug 29, 2019 18:10:31 #
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