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Aug 27, 2019 16:34:33   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Sorry about that badbobby I always get things like that wrong it's just that you and Mama are so far out in front of everybody that it is hard to keep track of is all.


no problemo my friend
I had to check with Mama to be sure myself

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Aug 27, 2019 16:39:06   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
no problemo my friend
I had to check with Mama to be sure myself


That's all right you and Mama were married and making kids before I was even a kid. Lets see I'm 76 minus your seventy one that makes me four when you was married and I was just getting around up off of the floor so to speak. You guys have had one hell of a life together.

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Aug 28, 2019 06:01:04   #
Big dog
 
slatten49 wrote:
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called 'woman'.

God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love' and compassion whenever needed."

Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"

God said, "An arm and a leg."

Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling... (show quote)


Good one 👍

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Aug 28, 2019 06:38:58   #
Tug484
 
slatten49 wrote:
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called 'woman'.

God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love' and compassion whenever needed."

Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"

God said, "An arm and a leg."

Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling... (show quote)



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Aug 28, 2019 07:06:20   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
That's all right you and Mama were married and making kids before I was even a kid. Lets see I'm 76 minus your seventy one that makes me four when you was married and I was just getting around up off of the floor so to speak. You guys have had one hell of a life together.
That's all right you and Mama were married and mak... (show quote)

BB surely lucked out, but I suspect it's been pure hell for the Mrs.

Of course, I'm only ribbing the ol' feller.

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Aug 28, 2019 09:47:14   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
slatten49 wrote:
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called 'woman'.

God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love' and compassion whenever needed."

Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"

God said, "An arm and a leg."

Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling... (show quote)



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Aug 28, 2019 12:39:38   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
BB surely lucked out, but I suspect it's been pure hell for the Mrs.

Of course, I'm only ribbing the ol' feller.


when did you change?


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Aug 28, 2019 16:00:43   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
when did you change?


I changed from accepting poker IOUs after it became evident you wouldn't honor yours.

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Aug 28, 2019 16:16:26   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
I changed from accepting poker IOUs after it became evident you wouldn't honor yours.


don't avoid the question by tryin to make the rest of us believe that you're not just dreamin

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Aug 28, 2019 16:24:57   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
don't avoid the question by tryin to make the rest of us believe that you're not just dreamin

As I've stated/written before, BB, your immense debt to me has become a nightmare. My dreaming would involve your paying that debt off.

FYI, I'll be seeing WFOC and AuntiE next month at a BBQ picnic on the grounds of the North Carolina Viet Nam Memorial. Maybe he'll cover your debt to me, along with his own.

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Aug 28, 2019 16:27:22   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
As I've stated/written before, BB, your immense debt to me has become a nightmare. My dreaming would involve your paying that debt off.


dreams gettin bigger and bigger
wake up Slat
lotsa things goin on in the real world

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Aug 28, 2019 16:28:12   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
dreams gettin bigger and bigger
wake up Slat
lotsa things goin on in the real world


You didn't catch the last of my previous post, ol' feller, as I had to go back and add it on.

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Aug 28, 2019 16:28:40   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
As I've stated/written before, BB, your immense debt to me has become a nightmare. My dreaming would involve your paying that debt off.

FYI, I'll be seeing WFOC and AuntiE next month in a BBQ picnic at the North Carolina Viet Nam Memorial. Maybe he'll cover your debt to me, along with his own.

get pics
send pics
no dreams

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Aug 28, 2019 17:26:08   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
get pics
send pics
no dreams

You remain a nightmare.

"Pics" will cost ya' Say...oh, the amount of your poker debts.

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Aug 28, 2019 17:57:08   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
You remain a nightmare.

"Pics" will cost ya' Say...oh, the amount of your poker debts.
img src="https://static.onepoliticalplaza.com/ima... (show quote)


then you mean----nothin

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