The Garden of Eden
Aug 27, 2019 07:14:59 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called 'woman'.
God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love' and compassion whenever needed."
Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God said, "An arm and a leg."
Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called 'woman'.
God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love' and compassion whenever needed."
Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God said, "An arm and a leg."
Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
Aug 27, 2019 08:27:28 #
Aug 27, 2019 09:56:22 #
slatten49 wrote:
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling... (show quote)
So it is Adam that is the problem and not the woman right?
Aug 27, 2019 12:14:18 #
slatten49 wrote:
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling... (show quote)
Well, that was rich!
Aug 27, 2019 12:16:34 #
slatten49 wrote:
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling... (show quote)
Did the Sgt. Major review this post or are you now allocated to the dog house?
Aug 27, 2019 12:39:40 #
Aug 27, 2019 12:41:11 #
Aug 27, 2019 12:45:16 #
Noraa
Loc: Kansas
slatten49 wrote:
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling... (show quote)
What can I get for a rib? You will get a woman you have to work had for and totally support. You can never win an argument because she will always be smarter than you. You get what you pay for!
Aug 27, 2019 12:48:08 #
Noraa wrote:
What can I get for a rib? You will get a woman you have to work had for and totally support. You can never win an argument because she will always be smarter than you. You get what you pay for!
For the right woman that would still be a bargain. I was married for 43 years before I lost my wife to cancer and badbobby has been married for 73 years now I believe and he is still happy.
Aug 27, 2019 12:55:15 #
Noraa
Loc: Kansas
bahmer wrote:
For the right woman that would still be a bargain. I was married for 43 years before I lost my wife to cancer and badbobby has been married for 73 years now I believe and he is still happy.
Well, you beat me. I have been married for only 38 years!
Aug 27, 2019 12:57:49 #
Noraa wrote:
Well, you beat me. I have been married for only 38 years!
When you find the right one time goes by quickly.
Aug 27, 2019 14:09:31 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Did the Sgt. Major review this post or are you now allocated to the dog house?
Hushhhh...
Aug 27, 2019 16:07:10 #
bahmer wrote:
Good morning sleepy head nice to see you this morning.
izzat a new handle for me?
Aug 27, 2019 16:10:04 #
bahmer wrote:
For the right woman that would still be a bargain. I was married for 43 years before I lost my wife to cancer and badbobby has been married for 73 years now I believe and he is still happy.
only 71 bahm
Aug 27, 2019 16:17:04 #
badbobby wrote:
only 71 bahm
Sorry about that badbobby I always get things like that wrong it's just that you and Mama are so far out in front of everybody that it is hard to keep track of is all.
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