I'm new here, but have been following the digest for quite some time. Normally when I see anything from woodguru I expect a very biased attack against President Trump. Surprise.

Rapid City South Dakota calls itself the city of presidents. As such, it has statues of all of the past presidents an various corners throughout the city. All tasteful and nicely done, honoring them without prejudice, probably. A tourist gimmick, most definitely.

Will woodguru be so quick to let us know about the President Trump statue? Probably not.

Chicago also had statues all over town as a tourist gimmick. Fiberglass decorated cows. Kind of makes you wonder which one is/was more bull****.

And woodguru, I'll bet the Trump statue will get vandalized a lot quicker then the obama statue. It is a matter of the class of their enemies.

But thanks for letting us know. Tourists, get your selfies next to your favorite presidents.

Brooklyn, Iowa is known as The Community of F**gs. The esplanade is located on a slope above city hall. The display includes of course the American f**g, the f**gs of every state in the union, and the f**gs of each branch of our armed forces. And, the UN f**g.

One day a buddy and I were checking it out. He looked at the UN f**g and said, "Somebody oughta burn that piece of s**t." I said, "Let's do it." He said, "Roger that."

We made plans for a midnight raid, a stealth mission. We filled a weed sprayer with kerosene, set the nozzle for a straight stream, and fashioned an igniter out of a trauma bandage and a rock for weight.

At 2 am on a weekday morning there was one cop on duty and, at that late hour, he was usually in the cop shop eating donuts and drinking coffee or sleeping. We drove to a nearby parking lot and hung out quietly as we surveilled the area for any human activity. Looked quiet, so we geared up, slipped in among the f**g poles, went straight to the pole where the UN f**g was gently fluttering at the top of its pole. I pumped up pressure in the sprayer, then doused the f**g. He lit the igniter and did a really nice underhand launch and we watched that POS burn. Like for just a couple seconds, then we were out of there.

We hustled back to the truck, stowed the gear, and drove by the f**g display. What was once the UN f**g was a melted thing that looked like a black ice sickle.

Hooyah!