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May 31, 2014 21:12:30   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
If the shoe fits..... :idea: :lol: :D


Well, I do get a little 'bushy-tailed'...at times. :mrgreen:

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May 31, 2014 21:36:54   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Worried for our children wrote:
Though it does not reflect my prowess, I liked number ten &#55357;&#56860;


WFOC, I am a fantastic fisherman...but, a lousy 'catcherman'! :oops: :?

I have no fishing net worth. :hunf:

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May 31, 2014 22:21:26   #
Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts
 
slatten49 wrote:
WFOC, I am a fantastic fisherman...but, a lousy 'catcherman'! :oops: :?

I have no fishing net worth. :hunf:






Lol

Be happy to have you join me, maybe we could remedy that for you.

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May 31, 2014 22:33:10   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Worried for our children wrote:
Lol

Be happy to have you join me, maybe we could remedy that for you.


I don't know if that is possible.

I am to fishing what Raymond Burr was to polevaulting and Kate Smith was to figure skating. :shock: :oops:

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May 31, 2014 22:59:46   #
Airforceone
 
AuntiE wrote:
Again, through my wonderful friends, I am able to provide your smile for the day/weekend.


My Resume

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

6. I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but
the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! LIFE IS GOOD
Again, through my wonderful friends, I am able to ... (show quote)


Great post

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May 31, 2014 23:44:16   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
That was darn good.
AuntiE wrote:
Again, through my wonderful friends, I am able to provide your smile for the day/weekend.


My Resume

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

6. I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but
the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! LIFE IS GOOD
Again, through my wonderful friends, I am able to ... (show quote)


:D :thumbup:

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Jun 1, 2014 00:17:07   #
Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts
 
slatten49 wrote:
I don't know if that is possible.

I am to fishing what Raymond Burr was to polevaulting and Kate Smith was to figure skating. :shock: :oops:





Maybe the four of us could go ice fishing.

(I had to look up "the voice of radio" I was thirteen when she past)

Miracles happen my friend!!!!

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Jun 1, 2014 00:21:12   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Worried for our children wrote:
Maybe the four of us could go ice fishing.

(I had to look up "the voice of radio" I was thirteen when she past)

Miracles happen my friend!!!!


I forgot your youth. :lol:

With my lack of sk**ls, I would probably fall on my ice. :wink:

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Jun 1, 2014 00:40:31   #
Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts
 
slatten49 wrote:
I forgot your youth. :lol:

With my lack of sk**ls, I would probably fall on my ice. :wink:





LMIO


Still better than "getting" a cast iron sk**let upside the head!

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Jun 1, 2014 01:01:30   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
I used to go Ice skateing on about a 80 acre field that flooded then froze in the winter time. things were different then. We would collect old tires then pour diesel on them for a fire and we would stay outside all day.

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Jun 1, 2014 01:21:39   #
Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts
 
fom wrote:
I used to go Ice skateing on about a 80 acre field that flooded then froze in the winter time. things were different then. We would collect old tires then pour diesel on them for a fire and we would stay outside all day.






As kids we had several nearby ponds, good size too. (One I still fish today) We started a pond hockey league for after school and off days from real hockey practice. And we played street hockey in the summer, I was usually fishing though. Ahhh the good old days...


P.S.
I hope the E.P.A. didn't read that part about the tire. &#128563;

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Jun 1, 2014 06:51:59   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
They would have to go back to 1968 and try to get us. for our fires. The girls have all go by different last names now and us guys have dispersed around the country. The good old days for sure. Many a trout came to my mercy in the irrigation ditches that I fished in.
Worried for our children wrote:
As kids we had several nearby ponds, good size too. (One I still fish today) We started a pond hockey league for after school and off days from real hockey practice. And we played street hockey in the summer, I was usually fishing though. Ahhh the good old days...


P.S.
I hope the E.P.A. didn't read that part about the tire. &#128563;

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Jun 1, 2014 06:59:23   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Worried for our children wrote:
LMIO


Still better than "getting" a cast iron sk**let upside the head!


Tell me about it. :shock:

Or, a 'lopping'. :lol:

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Jun 1, 2014 07:08:25   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
slatten49 wrote:
Tell me about it. :shock:

Or, a 'lopping'. :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jun 1, 2014 07:49:10   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
fom wrote:
They would have to go back to 1968 and try to get us. for our fires. The girls have all go by different last names now and us guys have dispersed around the country. The good old days for sure. Many a trout came to my mercy in the irrigation ditches that I fished in.


You were catching fish out of irrigation ditches? :hunf: I have trouble netting them out of my 10 gal. aquarium. :oops:

My brother's truck has a bumper sticker that reads "Fish tremble at the mention of my name." He gave me one that reads "Fish giggle at the mention of my name." :?

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