AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Again, through my wonderful friends, I am able to provide your smile for the day/weekend.


My Resume

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

6. I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but
the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! LIFE IS GOOD

RetNavyCWO Loc: VA suburb of DC

:thumbup: :-D :thumbup:

Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts

Though it does not reflect my prowess, I liked number ten 😜

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Have you been out yet?😊

Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts

Not yet. Grrrrrrrrr


The tuna won't be up this way for atleast a couple of weeks. The water temp is still in the low 50's, they like it around 60-65.

rumitoid

I'm a lot like this person; I think I am fairly smart yet didn't think about trying decades ago what I was perfectly suited for, retirement. Duh!
Funny stuff!

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Retirement works well for those who are good at nothing. :thumbup:

It fits me perfectly! :mrgreen:

permafrost Loc: Minnesota

Love this AuntiE, great Saturday lift..

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Is the boat, at least, out and ready? I find it hard to believe such has not yet occurred.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

You are good at some things.....maybe?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Are you suggesting (by picture) that I am a drunken, squirrelly kind of guy? :hunf:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

If the shoe fits..... :idea: :lol: :D

Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts

Yes ma'am....ship-shape!

dennisimoto Loc: Washington State (West)

The problem with doing nothing is that you're never quite sure when you're finished.

I tried being an elevator operator but got fired because I kept forgetting the route.

Then I tried window washer but it took too long to dig the hole for the ladder when doing the basement windows.

"I bought a wooden whistle - but it wouldn't whistle.
Then I bought a steel whistle - but it still wouldn't whistle.
So I got a tin whistle - and now I tin whistle!"

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

There is bound to be some type of gill creature you and the siblings can go catch, before you all expire from waiting. :D :lol: :roll: