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Jul 1, 2019 17:50:51   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Well that is one story.

Yeah, the true story.

Check PMs.

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Jul 1, 2019 17:53:47   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
Yeah, the true story.

Check PMs.


I just did thanks for the response lets hope things improve.

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Jul 1, 2019 17:55:58   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
And broke, I might add, ya' ol' rascal We won all your money at the poker table. Of course, since you reverted to IOUs, you were cut off from playing with Salty & myself.


you sure do dream a lot

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Jul 1, 2019 18:03:32   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
you sure do dream a lot

Yeah, those dreams and your money have supplied the Sgt. Major with many luxuries, as well as my own.

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Jul 2, 2019 09:35:07   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Yeah, those dreams and your money have supplied the Sgt. Major with many luxuries, as well as my own.


he money you've spent on your personal pleasures could have been used to at least partially pay off some of the stupendous amount of IOUs you swore to pay me
alas
so far I haven't received a dime

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Jul 2, 2019 12:52:57   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
he money you've spent on your personal pleasures could have been used to at least partially pay off some of the stupendous amount of IOUs you swore to pay me
alas
so far I haven't received a dime

Well, then, you've gotten everything you earned and/or deserved.

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Jul 2, 2019 14:23:26   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Well, then, you've gotten everything you earned and/or deserved.


that from the guy who thought two pair beats a straight flush

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Jul 2, 2019 19:55:07   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
badbobby wrote:
that from the guy who thought two pair beats a straight flush


Why don't you two guys sit back and drink some of the beer I faxed you both, eat a chocolate brownie and mellow out, There is always tomorrow for another round of your play fighting.

SWMBO

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Jul 2, 2019 20:10:29   #
teabag09
 
no propaganda please wrote:
And you were a model child? From the way I heard it, you always helped your mother in the grocery store. Since you could eat an entire weeks worth of groceries, while walking down the grocery isle, your mother never knew how much the food bill should have been. Now, tell me--how much do you still owe the grocery store for your childhood binges???

SWMBO


My mother literally put me in a harness with a lock on it and leashed me to the clothes line. This was early 50's Mississippi, I was the oldest, about 5 and wild as heck. She also had 3 other kids to manage. Similarly mom and my 3 sibs were flying some where and she had two babies in her arms and me on my leash. A woman came up to her and began to chastise her. Her response was to hand her the leash and tell her to manage me, shut that busybody right up. I remember being scared because the exhaust coming out of the engines made me think the plane was on fire. Again in the early 50's. Mike

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Jul 2, 2019 22:11:02   #
debeda
 
badbobby wrote:
A few days after his 7th birthday,, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son bahmer playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and bahm said, "All of you sons of b***hes who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b***hes who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told
bahm, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, bahmer comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard bahm say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, bahm added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the b***h in the kitchen."
A few days after his 7th birthday,, a mother was w... (show quote)


Lolololhahahaha

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Jul 3, 2019 10:13:28   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Why don't you two guys sit back and drink some of the beer I faxed you both, eat a chocolate brownie and mellow out, There is always tomorrow for another round of your play fighting.

SWMBO

sounds great SWMBO
now convince the dastardly one


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Jul 3, 2019 10:33:42   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
badbobby wrote:
sounds great SWMBO
now convince the dastardly one



I will try to do that. The offer of beer faxed to him usually works.
Just the FAX Mam

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Jul 3, 2019 10:36:24   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
I will try to do that. The offer of beer faxed to him usually works.
Just the FAX Mam


add a 16 ounce T-Bone
and you will have accomplished your goal

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Jul 3, 2019 10:40:45   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
add a 16 ounce T-Bone
and you will have accomplished your goal


For good old Slats that may have to be a
24 once T-Bone and make that USDA Prime.

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Jul 3, 2019 10:44:59   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
bahmer wrote:
For good old Slats that may have to be a
24 once T-Bone and make that USDA Prime.


2 such pieces of steak have been faxed, but you will have to share. Remember steak must be rare, almost still mooing to be good!!

SWMBO

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