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Jul 1, 2019 13:31:25   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
A few days after his 7th birthday,, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son bahmer playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and bahm said, "All of you sons of b***hes who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b***hes who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told
bahm, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, bahmer comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard bahm say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, bahm added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the b***h in the kitchen."

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Jul 1, 2019 14:11:35   #
Big dog
 
badbobby wrote:
A few days after his 7th birthday,, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son bahmer playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and bahm said, "All of you sons of b***hes who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b***hes who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told
bahm, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, bahmer comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard bahm say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, bahm added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the b***h in the kitchen."
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BB, you da WORST !

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Jul 1, 2019 14:28:55   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
A few days after his 7th birthday,, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son bahmer playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and bahm said, "All of you sons of b***hes who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b***hes who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told
bahm, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, bahmer comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard bahm say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, bahm added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the b***h in the kitchen."
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My mouth tasted like soap for two weeks and I couldn't sit down for week. You were not supposed to divulge that you rat.

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Jul 1, 2019 14:33:38   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
badbobby wrote:
A few days after his 7th birthday,, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son bahmer playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and bahm said, "All of you sons of b***hes who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b***hes who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told
bahm, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, bahmer comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard bahm say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, bahm added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the b***h in the kitchen."
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I can understand why mom got upset but agree with Bahmer that the shortest time getting people on and off is great. On the other hand, the toy people on the toy train can be emptied much more quickly, just give the toy train to a Mastiff in in one shake the dog will have the train totally empty.

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Jul 1, 2019 14:33:42   #
elledee
 
i don't care who you are .....thats funny!!!! thanks for a great laugh

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Jul 1, 2019 15:27:15   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
A few days after his 7th birthday,, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son bahmer playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and bahm said, "All of you sons of b***hes who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b***hes who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told
bahm, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, bahmer comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard bahm say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, bahm added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the b***h in the kitchen."
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The t***h of the matter is, that's one of the most complimentary stories of Bahmer's childhood.

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Jul 1, 2019 15:27:32   #
sisboombaa
 
badbobby wrote:
A few days after his 7th birthday,, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son bahmer playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and bahm said, "All of you sons of b***hes who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b***hes who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told
bahm, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, bahmer comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard bahm say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, bahm added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the b***h in the kitchen."
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Great joke. We need all the humor we can get.

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Jul 1, 2019 15:48:19   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
slatten49 wrote:
The t***h of the matter is, that's one of the most complimentary stories of Bahmer's childhood.


And you were a model child? From the way I heard it, you always helped your mother in the grocery store. Since you could eat an entire weeks worth of groceries, while walking down the grocery isle, your mother never knew how much the food bill should have been. Now, tell me--how much do you still owe the grocery store for your childhood binges???

SWMBO

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Jul 1, 2019 16:22:25   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
My mouth tasted like soap for two weeks and I couldn't sit down for week. You were not supposed to divulge that you rat.


why not?
I was proud of you

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Jul 1, 2019 16:25:03   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
And you were a model child? From the way I heard it, you always helped your mother in the grocery store. Since you could eat an entire weeks worth of groceries, while walking down the grocery isle, your mother never knew how much the food bill should have been. Now, tell me--how much do you still owe the grocery store for your childhood binges???

SWMBO

it's almost as much as he owes me and n p p in IOUs


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Jul 1, 2019 16:41:50   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
badbobby wrote:
it's almost as much as he owes me and n p p in IOUs



Somehow I don't believe you will ever see it. Gee, and I was about to send him some beer and a tray of brownies by fax. Maybe I should wait. Oh well, it might just be better to fax some to you too and you can both enjoy them. How about it. Do you want home made beer and brownies?

SWMBO

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Jul 1, 2019 16:53:15   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Somehow I don't believe you will ever see it. Gee, and I was about to send him some beer and a tray of brownies by fax. Maybe I should wait. Oh well, it might just be better to fax some to you too and you can both enjoy them. How about it. Do you want home made beer and brownies?

SWMBO


of course

but hurry
I'm thirsty and hungry


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Jul 1, 2019 17:34:21   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
And you were a model child? From the way I heard it, you always helped your mother in the grocery store. Since you could eat an entire weeks worth of groceries, while walking down the grocery isle, your mother never knew how much the food bill should have been. Now, tell me--how much do you still owe the grocery store for your childhood binges???

SWMBO

Et tu, SWMBO

I believe this is a time for taking the 5th.

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Jul 1, 2019 17:39:12   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
of course

but hurry
I'm thirsty and hungry


And broke, I might add, ya' ol' rascal We won all your money at the poker table. Of course, since you reverted to IOUs, you were cut off from playing with Salty & myself.

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Jul 1, 2019 17:44:22   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
And broke, I might add, ya' ol' rascal We won all your money at the poker table. Of course, since you reverted to IOUs, you were cut off from playing with Salty & myself.


Well that is one story.

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