Ohhhhhh... yeah. Forgot that part
[/quote=Debeda] I think Slatten's wife pushed him in to keep him sharp.

Et tu, Debeda

A filthy rich Texas man badbobby who decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.

He also invited Slatten, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Slatten was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.

At the height of the party, the host badbobby said, 'I have a 10-foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Slatten in the pool!

Slatten was fighting the gator and kicking its rear! Slatten was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of judo instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Slatten and the gator were screaming and raising heck.

Finally, Slatten strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.

Slatten then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally, the host says, 'Well, Slatten, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'

'No, that's okay. I don't want It,' said Slatten.

The rich man badbobby said, 'Man, I have to give you something - you won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?

No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Slatten.

The host badbobby said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?' Again Slatten said no.

Confused, the rich man badbobby asked, 'Well, Slatten, then what do you want?'

Slatten said, 'I want the name of the summamabich that pushed me in the pool!'