Slatten fights a gator
Jun 23, 2019 08:55:36 #
A filthy rich Texas man badbobby who decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.
He also invited Slatten, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Slatten was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host badbobby said, 'I have a 10-foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Slatten in the pool!
Slatten was fighting the gator and kicking its rear! Slatten was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of judo instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Slatten and the gator were screaming and raising heck.
Finally, Slatten strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.
Slatten then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally, the host says, 'Well, Slatten, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'
'No, that's okay. I don't want It,' said Slatten.
The rich man badbobby said, 'Man, I have to give you something - you won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?
No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Slatten.
The host badbobby said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?' Again Slatten said no.
Confused, the rich man badbobby asked, 'Well, Slatten, then what do you want?'
Slatten said, 'I want the name of the summamabich that pushed me in the pool!'
He also invited Slatten, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Slatten was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host badbobby said, 'I have a 10-foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Slatten in the pool!
Slatten was fighting the gator and kicking its rear! Slatten was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of judo instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Slatten and the gator were screaming and raising heck.
Finally, Slatten strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.
Slatten then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally, the host says, 'Well, Slatten, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'
'No, that's okay. I don't want It,' said Slatten.
The rich man badbobby said, 'Man, I have to give you something - you won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?
No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Slatten.
The host badbobby said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?' Again Slatten said no.
Confused, the rich man badbobby asked, 'Well, Slatten, then what do you want?'
Slatten said, 'I want the name of the summamabich that pushed me in the pool!'
Jun 23, 2019 09:02:19 #
bahmer wrote:
A filthy rich Texas man badbobby who decided that ... (show quote)
Thanks, perfect timing.
Jun 23, 2019 09:52:31 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
A filthy rich Texas man badbobby who decided that ... (show quote)
I'm guessing it had to have been either BB, Bahmer or PeeWee that did the pushing. 
Jun 23, 2019 09:56:53 #
slatten49 wrote: I'm guessing it had to have been either BB, Bahmer or PeeWee that did the pushing.
I'm guessing it had to have been either BB, Bahmer or PeeWee that did the pushing. Probably Peewee is my guess.
Jun 23, 2019 10:02:50 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Probably Peewee is my guess.
Or...a combined conspiracy effort, with BB leading the way.
Jun 23, 2019 10:06:26 #
slatten49 wrote:
Or...a combined conspiracy effort, with BB leading the way.
That is why I made BB the wealthy one if he was poor then he would be after the IOU's that you owe him.
Jun 23, 2019 10:24:42 #
Jun 23, 2019 10:35:41 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
That is why I made BB the wealthy one if he was poor then he would be after the IOU's that you owe him.
Short of sympathy for his debt to me and respect for his advanced age, I owe BB nothing.
Jun 23, 2019 10:48:35 #
Jun 23, 2019 10:49:15 #
slatten49 wrote:
Or...a combined conspiracy effort, with BB leading the way.
I love a good conspiracy
Jun 23, 2019 10:51:05 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
I love a good conspiracy
I think Slatten's wife pushed him in to keep him sharp
Jun 23, 2019 10:57:25 #
debeda wrote:
I think Slatten's wife pushed him in to keep him sharp
And also because he was flirting with all of the girls as well.
Jun 23, 2019 11:00:37 #
bahmer wrote:
And also because he was flirting with all of the girls as well.
Ohhhhhh... yeah. Forgot that part
Jun 23, 2019 11:51:31 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
[quote=debeda]Ohhhhhh... yeah. Forgot that part
[/quote=Debeda] I think Slatten's wife pushed him in to keep him sharp.
Et tu, Debeda 
[/quote=Debeda] I think Slatten's wife pushed him in to keep him sharp.
Et tu, Debeda Jun 23, 2019 15:07:05 #
bahmer wrote:
A filthy rich Texas man badbobby who decided that ... (show quote)
bahm
I'm neither filthy nor rich
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