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Jun 13, 2019 21:04:49   #
Bcon
 
Simply Genius!



I took down my Rebel f**g (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and
peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani f**gs and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black f**g of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY)
and ran it up the f**g pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,
Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel Everyone
moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.

If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a
woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last!! ~ God Bless America

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Jun 13, 2019 21:13:21   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Bcon wrote:
Simply Genius!



I took down my Rebel f**g (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and
peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani f**gs and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black f**g of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY)
and ran it up the f**g pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,
Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel Everyone
moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.

If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a
woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last!! ~ God Bless America
Simply Genius! br br br br I took down my Re... (show quote)


Love it!! what a unique way to solve a problem.

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Jun 13, 2019 21:16:43   #
Seth
 
Bcon wrote:
Simply Genius!



I took down my Rebel f**g (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and
peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani f**gs and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black f**g of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY)
and ran it up the f**g pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,
Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel Everyone
moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.

If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a
woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last!! ~ God Bless America
Simply Genius! br br br br I took down my Re... (show quote)


Masterful, simply Masterful!

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Jun 13, 2019 21:47:11   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
Bcon wrote:
Simply Genius!



I took down my Rebel f**g (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and
peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani f**gs and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black f**g of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY)
and ran it up the f**g pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,
Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel Everyone
moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.

If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a
woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last!! ~ God Bless America
Simply Genius! br br br br I took down my Re... (show quote)



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Jun 13, 2019 21:52:11   #
Kevyn
 
Bcon wrote:
Simply Genius!



I took down my Rebel f**g (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and
peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani f**gs and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black f**g of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY)
and ran it up the f**g pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,
Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel Everyone
moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.

If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a
woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last!! ~ God Bless America
Simply Genius! br br br br I took down my Re... (show quote)


You are a smart man, soon you will get a free and thorough proctologist’s exam!

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Jun 13, 2019 22:20:16   #
rumitoid
 
Bcon wrote:
Simply Genius!



I took down my Rebel f**g (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and
peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani f**gs and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black f**g of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY)
and ran it up the f**g pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,
Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel Everyone
moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.

If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a
woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last!! ~ God Bless America
Simply Genius! br br br br I took down my Re... (show quote)


Very Funny. Clever.

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Jun 13, 2019 22:50:08   #
Bcon
 
Kevyn wrote:
You are a smart man, soon you will get a free and thorough proctologist’s exam!


Kevin, your humor is as gross as your lifestyle. No wonder your mother relegates yo to her basement, she knows that is where you mind is.

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Jun 14, 2019 05:43:58   #
wolffy
 
Bcon wrote:
Kevin, your humor is as gross as your lifestyle. No wonder your mother relegates yo to her basement, she knows that is where you mind is.


You have to remember, he has a total fascination with anything to do with fecal matter or toilets! He should have been a proctologist, maybe he is!

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Jun 14, 2019 09:14:53   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
Bcon wrote:
Simply Genius!



I took down my Rebel f**g (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and
peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani f**gs and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black f**g of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY)
and ran it up the f**g pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,
Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel Everyone
moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.

If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a
woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last!! ~ God Bless America
Simply Genius! br br br br I took down my Re... (show quote)

Thinking outside the box. Love it!

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Jun 14, 2019 09:15:42   #
youngwilliam Loc: Deep in the heart
 
wolffy wrote:
You have to remember, he has a total fascination with anything to do with fecal matter or toilets! He should have been a proctologist, maybe he is!


Not a proctologist, but a rump ranger.

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Jun 14, 2019 10:36:22   #
TrueAmerican
 
Bcon wrote:
Simply Genius!



I took down my Rebel f**g (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and
peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani f**gs and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black f**g of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY)
and ran it up the f**g pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,
Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel Everyone
moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.

If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a
woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last!! ~ God Bless America
Simply Genius! br br br br I took down my Re... (show quote)


You are correct that is simply genius

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Jun 14, 2019 12:35:19   #
Fit2BTied Loc: Texas
 
Bcon wrote:
Simply Genius!



I took down my Rebel f**g (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and
peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani f**gs and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black f**g of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY)
and ran it up the f**g pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,
Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel Everyone
moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.

If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a
woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last!! ~ God Bless America
Simply Genius! br br br br I took down my Re... (show quote)
Very well thought out plan, Bcon! Be careful around Kevyn(with a Y) though. Apparently he believes that regular rectal exams should be a basic human right.

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Jun 14, 2019 12:49:38   #
Bcon
 
wolffy wrote:
You have to remember, he has a total fascination with anything to do with fecal matter or toilets! He should have been a proctologist, maybe he is!


He sure does have a very crappy outlook on life.

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Jun 14, 2019 12:51:41   #
Bcon
 
Fit2BTied wrote:
Very well thought out plan, Bcon! Be careful around Kevyn(with a Y) though. Apparently he believes that regular rectal exams should be a basic human right.


Does a rectal exam performed on him include the whole body? It must, because he has shown himself to be a complete ass.

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Jun 14, 2019 12:54:21   #
Seth
 
Bcon wrote:
Does a rectal exam performed on him include the whole body? It must, because he has shown himself to be a complete ass.


Yeah, he's always butting in.

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