son of witless

When Satan offered Adam and Eve the apple he was doing what Socialists have always done. He was promising a free lunch. If you eat this apple you will know what God knows. You will be like God and the best part is it is free.

How like Barak Obama when he offered free Health care. You will be like rich people. You will not have to worry about whether or not you can afford health care. You will know what rich people know. You will have freedom from worry, like rich people are free from it.

How like Adam and Eve were the Obama v**ers. God punished Adam and Eve by kicking them out of the garden. Obama v**ers were punished by being kicked out of their healthcare plans. Obama the snake is condemned to crawl on his belly.

Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas

That needed to be declared and you knocked it plum out of the park.

Thank you sir, and good evening.

jeff smith

with all of the lies and deception he has in his past , he should have all of his pensions paid by tax money DENIED , cut off , nothing .

Carol Kelly

Excellent analogy! Amen.

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

Seth

Liberty Tree

Saul Alinsky, the left's guru, dedicated his book "Rules for Radicals", the left's bible to Lucifer.

TommyRadd Loc: Midwest USA

Spot on!...

“...Jesus said to them, "If you were Abraham's children, you would do the works of Abraham. 40But now you seek to k**l me, a man who has told you the t***h, which I heard from God. Abraham didn't do this. 41You do the works of your father." They said to him, "We were not born of sexual immorality. We have one Father, God."
42Therefore Jesus said to them, "If God were your father, you would love me, for I came out and have come from God. For I haven't come of myself, but he sent me. 43Why don't you understand my speech? Because you can't hear my word. 44You are of your father, the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. He was a murderer from the beginning, and doesn't stand in the t***h, because there is no t***h in him. When he speaks a lie, he speaks on his own; for he is a liar, and its father. 45But because I tell the t***h, you don't believe me. 46Which of you convicts me of sin? If I tell the t***h, why do you not believe me? 47He who is of God hears the words of God. For this cause you don't hear, because you are not of God." John 8:39-47

It also explains why l*****ts can’t even hear the t***h regarding the evil of their ideology.

It is based on denying the inherent evil in mankind’s nature, and believing mankind can create a utopia for themselves.

Unbelievable that they think big-government is the cure-all solution to mankind’s ills.

bahmer

Amen and Amen

susanblange Loc: USA

Satan is actually a wealthy, conservative Republican. He is also a retired, US Navy commander, a man of war. He is concerned about his money and possessions, not humankind. The name Satan was given to Adam the serpent, the son of God when he died, meaning "adversary". Adam has been kicked out of Heaven and reincarnated and is now the father of the Messiah. He is the only one who could genetically bring Messiah/God into the world. His new name is Christian Alexander. He is responsible for the "crucifixion", and he will be tried and executed with a sharp, two edged sword for it. Job 20:25, Isaiah 27:1.

kemmer

OMG! Now we're turning to mythological metaphors. Sounds like you turkeys are out of ammunition.

Liberty Tree

Who taught you this heresy?

bahmer

Shes a strange one that is for sure.

TrueAmerican

son of witless

I have thought about the basic idea for awhile. I am not satisfied with how I brought it together. I rushed it, which is always a bad idea. I was reading the Diaries of Adam and Eve by Mark Twain, and I guess that is what started me on this train of thought. Anyway I will at some point do a rewrite. Any constructive criticism is welcome.