And these people will be v****g soon...
Apr 24, 2019 14:44:43 #
archie bunker wrote:
Old smartass would be much easier to say after a few beers, but if that's your preference, I'll do my best to honor it out of pure respect, BB! 
prolly be more accurate Arch
Apr 24, 2019 15:12:31 #
The Critical Critic wrote:
Wow! That’s a long time. I see you’re the sentimental type, lol. I prefer boxers myself, I have one pair that are at least two years old!
They’re Pepé La Pew, an ex gave them to me, lol.
They’re Pepé La Pew, an ex gave them to me, lol.
Once you get married, it's called A purse (singular).
Apr 24, 2019 15:14:58 #
archie bunker wrote:
Aren't you fairly young? I know at 55 I've been one of the young-uns here on Geezer Central for a few years.
Smart ass kid.
Apr 24, 2019 16:04:30 #
archie bunker wrote:
Once you get married, it's called A purse (singular).
Lol, now that there is funny.
That same wise man told me it was then called a sling. And that’s where the expression, “Your a$$ is in a sling” came from. Sounded good enough at the time.
Apr 24, 2019 17:43:20 #
America 1
Loc: South Miami
archie bunker wrote:
Huh? Why is it called a "pair" of underwear? Mine are one unit.
But I have a few that are pretty old. My silk boxers with horseshoes on them come to mind. My mother gave them to me for Christmas when I was still married to my first, and me, and the second are working on 24? years now, I think. Hell, I can't remember! It's been a long damn time, and I still have those boxers.
But I have a few that are pretty old. My silk boxers with horseshoes on them come to mind. My mother gave them to me for Christmas when I was still married to my first, and me, and the second are working on 24? years now, I think. Hell, I can't remember! It's been a long damn time, and I still have those boxers.
panties-plural.
bra-singular.
Huh.
Apr 24, 2019 20:18:37 #
Apr 24, 2019 21:13:44 #
America 1
Loc: South Miami
badbobby wrote:
panties got two legs Huh?
Yeah, but not two of what's in em.
Apr 24, 2019 21:31:08 #
Michael Rich
Loc: Lapine Oregon
America 1 wrote:
Yeah, but not two of what's in em.
That would be a prostitutes dream.
Apr 24, 2019 21:51:35 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
The Critical Critic wrote:
Lol! You’re old enough to be my dad. I won’t be 28 until August. Guess I would be considered a puppy around here...
Definitely you are still a puppy. Are you yet housebroken? Don't feel afronted, us old farts (both SWMBO and I are 75) have to kid you young sprouts once in a while.
Apr 24, 2019 22:23:53 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Definitely you are still a puppy. Are you yet housebroken? Don't feel afronted, us old farts (both SWMBO and I are 75) have to kid you young sprouts once in a while.
I am not house broken yet. My longest “owner” was unable to accomplish that in the span of two and half years.
Not affronted at all, it keeps you old farts young, and smartens us up. I like your signature line also.
Apr 25, 2019 22:55:05 #
The Critical Critic wrote:
Lol! Thank you. But I would never refer to you as Grandpa. That would be disrespectful to my elders that are not related to me. How about ‘uncle’ fullspinzoo?
I have lucky socks older than you.....and I'm still wearing them. Uncle FSZ is fine, CC.
Apr 25, 2019 23:09:27 #
fullspinzoo wrote:
I have lucky socks older than you.....and I'm still wearing them. Uncle FSZ is fine, CC.
Somehow, I had Uncle Festus in mind.
Apr 25, 2019 23:11:31 #
The Critical Critic wrote:
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I take extreme exception to being characterized as an old fart. I'll have you know that the accepted term, preferred by those of us in that category, is geriatric flatulence artiste.
Apr 26, 2019 17:16:59 #
fullspinzoo wrote:
I have lucky socks older than you.....and I'm still wearing them. Uncle FSZ is fine, CC.
Lol. Uncle FSZ it is then.
Apr 26, 2019 17:20:03 #
Smedley_buzk**l wrote:
I take extreme exception to being characterized as an old fart. I'll have you know that the accepted term, preferred by those of us in that category, is geriatric flatulence artiste.
You’re going to have to take that up with NPP, I was only following what I thought was acceptable.
Could we maybe shorten that up to, GFA’s?
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