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Apr 23, 2019 18:22:10   #
teabag09
 
badbobby wrote:
in defense of the two youngsters in question
I haven't seen a two dollar bill in fifty years
it's no wonder they thought it may be f**e


I'm saving 3 each for my two grandchildren. When they are old enough to be responsible and not try to spend them foolishly, I give them to both. At some point they may be worth more than $2.00 but surely not in my life time for sure. They will be a novelty at any rate. Who knows, I have a Confederate $5.00 bill that's worth about $75.00 now. I'm saving them other stuff such as coins with their birth years and stuff like that.

I'm surprised that under O the Mint wasn't ordered to print three dollar bills. Mike

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Apr 23, 2019 18:27:21   #
teabag09
 
America 1 wrote:
Many times the amount owed is an odd number possibly $1.78.
Hand them $2.03, and total confusion.
Watch them go for the calculator.


I carry pennies and do that often and you are absolutely correct. Totally messes their heads up. I mostly do it because I have a lot of pennies and I h**e getting pennies back with change. Pennies should be outlawed. It costs the Mint more to make a penny than they are worth even with less copper than in the past. Mike

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Apr 23, 2019 18:29:08   #
Rose42
 
archie bunker wrote:
I frequent a locally owned convenience store where a few young people work who can actually count your change back to you. The owner won't hire them if they can't do that.
It's quite a novelty in this day, and age. I always try to stump the newbies with examples like yours here, and don't have much luck most of the time.


That's a rarity these days. I've taught a few cashiers how to do it after I inadvertently stumped them. They had no idea it could be so easy.

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Apr 23, 2019 18:38:47   #
Seth
 
teabag09 wrote:
Unfortunately Seth, it isn't real money unless it is a silver certificate bill. It is fiat money and can become worthless over night. Other than that you are right. Mike


I think I was about 12 when they last issued those, I had a bunch and I've seen a few subsequently. They do have an aura of "this is real money," don't they?

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Apr 23, 2019 18:42:24   #
teabag09
 
Carol Kelly wrote:
I think kids are using their calculators in school instead of learning math. This is too, too sad and , yes, just think, those two will be v****g.


When my daughter started 4th grade we had a meet the Teacher thing. Well her Teacher proceed to explain what would be the best calculator for the students for math class and if someone couldn't afford one she had loaners. Though my wife was trying to calm me down, I lost it. I berated the teacher for not teaching the basics and shot a few equations (easy ones) at her. It was then I understood the use of calculators. You can't teach what you don't know! My daughter is 37 now and though I taught her the basics, she can't spell or do math worth a lick even though her husband and I do complicated math in our heads. In her case thank goodness for Smart phones with calculators.

To be fair, I'm lousy with punctuation and on occasion I get really stuck on how to spell some words. To me, there should only be a , a . a? and a !. And I am guilty of run on sentences which could be considered to be paragraphs. Mike

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Apr 23, 2019 18:56:37   #
teabag09
 
Seth wrote:
I think I was about 12 when they last issued those, I had a bunch and I've seen a few subsequently. They do have an aura of "this is real money," don't they?


Yes Sir they do. I've a few and they will pass on the Gkids as well. I'm saving some Morgan's and a few Ike and Jfk's for them also as well as the new quarter collection. By the way, watch your quarters. 1964 and before are somewhere around 85% or more silver. They are worth much more than .25. I keep looking and have found a few but someone has been culling the pre 64's as they are few and far between. Mike

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Apr 23, 2019 19:12:03   #
Michael Rich Loc: Lapine Oregon
 
Smedley_buzk**l wrote:
I would be more likely to believe they are kin to him had they been shown a three dollar bill and known what it was.


That wouldn't surprise me either.

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Apr 23, 2019 19:46:27   #
fullspinzoo
 
byronglimish wrote:
😀


Thanks, Byron. Need all the adulation I can get....

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Apr 23, 2019 19:58:24   #
EN Submarine Qualified Loc: Wisconsin East coast
 
The Critical Critic wrote:
Note: this is not my personal story, it was sent to me by a friend.
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Everyone should start carrying $2 bills!

I'm STILL laughing!!

I think we need to quit saving our $2 bills and bring them out in public.

The younger generation doesn't even know they exist!

STORY:

On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat.

I have a $50 bill and a $2 bill. I figure with the $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about irritating anyone for trying to break a $50 bill.

Me: 'Hi, I'd like one seven-layer burrito please, to go.' Server: 'That'll be $1.04. Eat in?'
Me: 'No, it's to go.' At this point, I open my billfold and hand him the $2 bill. He looks at it kind of funny.
Server: 'Uh, hang on a sec, I'll be right back.' He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within my earshot.

The following conversation occurs between the two of them:

Server: 'Hey, you ever see a $2 bill?'
Manager: 'No. A what?'
Server: 'A $2 bill. This guy just gave it to me...'
Manager: 'Ask for something else. There's no such thing as a $2 bill.'
Server: 'Yeah, thought so.'

He comes back to me and says, 'We don't take these.

Do you have anything else?'

Me: 'Just this fifty. You don't take $2 bills? Why?
Server: 'I don't know.'
Me: 'See here where it says legal tender?'
Server: 'Yeah.'
Me: 'So, why won't you take it?'
Server: 'Well, hang on a sec.'

He goes back to his manager, who has been watching me like I'm a shoplifter, and says to him, 'He says I have to take it.'

Manager: 'Doesn't he have anything else?'
Server: 'Yeah, a fifty. I'll get it and you can open the safe and get change.
Manager: 'I'm not opening the safe with him in here.'
Server: 'What should I do?'
Manager: 'Tell him to come back later when he has real money.'
Server: 'I can't tell him that! You tell him.'
Manager: 'Just tell him.'
Server: 'No way! This is weird. I'm going in back.

The manager approaches me and says, 'I'm sorry, but we don't take big bills this time of night.'

Me: 'It's only seven o'clock! Well then, here's a two dollar bill.'
Manager: 'We don't take those, either.'
Me: 'Why not?'
Manager: 'I think you know why.'
Me: 'No really, tell me why.'
Manager 'Please leave before I call mall security.'
Me: 'Excuse me?'
Manager: 'Please leave before I call mall security.'
Me: 'What on earth for?'
Manager: 'Please, sir..'
Me: 'Uh, go ahead, call them.'
Manager: 'Would you please just leave?'
Me: 'No.'
Manager: 'Fine -- have it your way then.'
Me: 'Hey, that's Burger King, isn't it?'

At this point, he backs away from me and calls mall security on the phone around the corner. I have two people staring at me from the dining area, and I begin laughing out loud, just for effect.

A few minutes later this 45-year-oldish guy comes in.

Guard: 'Yeah, Mike, what's up?'
Manager (whispering): 'This guy is trying to give me some (pause) funny money.'
Guard: 'No kidding! What?'
Manager: 'Get this. A two dollar bill.'
Guard (incredulous): 'Why would a guy f**e a two dollar bill?'
Manager: 'I don't know. He's kinda weird. He says the only other thing he has is a fifty.'
Guard: 'Oh, so the fifty's f**e!'
Manager: 'No, the two dollar bill is.'
Guard: 'Why would he f**e a two dollar bill?'
Manager : 'I don't know! Can you talk to him, and get him out of here?'
Guard: 'Yeah.'


Security Guard walks over to me and......

Guard: 'Mike here tells me you have some f**e bills you're trying to use.'
Me: 'Uh, no.'
Guard: 'Lemme see 'em.'
Me: 'Why?'
Guard: 'Do you want me to get the cops in here?'

At this point I'm ready to say, 'Sure, please!' but I want to eat, so I say, 'I'm just trying to buy a burrito and pay for it with this two dollar bill. I put the bill up near his face, and he flinches like I'm taking a swing at him. He takes the bill turns it over a few times in his hands, and he says,

Guard: 'Hey, Mike, what's wrong with this bill?'
Manager: 'It's f**e.'
Guard: 'It doesn't look f**e to me.'
Manager: 'But it's a two dollar bill.'
Guard: 'Yeah? '
Manager: 'Well, there's no such thing, is there?'

The security guard and I both look at him like he's an i***t and it dawns on the guy that he has no clue and is an i***t. So, it turns out that my burrito was free, and he threw in a small drink and some of those cinnamon thingies, too.


Made me want to get a whole stack of two dollar bills just to see what happens when I try to buy stuff.

Just think...

those two will be v****g soon!!?!

Not surprised. At least 20 years ago, wife and I were touring around. I took along a bunch of $2.00 bills just for grins. It didn't take long when trying to pay a lunch check, I was told "We don't take Canadian money. I told the person it is a legit US bill. She argued and finally told me, "I'm not taking it anyway." End of that also took the deuces home as it was too much hassle.

YIKES!!!
Note: this is not my personal story, it was sent t... (show quote)

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Apr 23, 2019 20:25:33   #
Mbhorad
 
AOC has her masters in international economics

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Apr 23, 2019 20:26:14   #
Mbhorad
 
AOC has her masters in international economics

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Apr 23, 2019 20:30:47   #
Rose42
 
Mbhorad wrote:
AOC has her masters in international economics


Are you familiar with the term "intellectual i***t"?

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Apr 23, 2019 20:31:27   #
Mbhorad
 
$2.00 Bill's were used at racetracks in this country. They're not printed anymore & are probably collector's items. Why didn't this dummy search this on his phone? If something that simplistic isn't known I'm with the guy who commented " and these people v**e ?"

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Apr 23, 2019 20:42:09   #
Seth
 
teabag09 wrote:
Yes Sir they do. I've a few and they will pass on the Gkids as well. I'm saving some Morgan's and a few Ike and Jfk's for them also as well as the new quarter collection. By the way, watch your quarters. 1964 and before are somewhere around 85% or more silver. They are worth much more than .25. I keep looking and have found a few but someone has been culling the pre 64's as they are few and far between. Mike


It seems like every decade one sees less of those.

I was employed by a Nevada casino back in the late 80s-mid 90s, and though the Slot Dept used tokens in their $1.00 machines that would play, there were still a lot of old silver dollars in the racks with the tokens, some as old as the latter half of the 1800s.

I occasionally bought some at face value as gifts for young 'uns in the family.

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Apr 23, 2019 20:44:32   #
Smedley_buzkill
 
Mbhorad wrote:
$2.00 Bill's were used at racetracks in this country. They're not printed anymore & are probably collector's items. Why didn't this dummy search this on his phone? If something that simplistic isn't known I'm with the guy who commented " and these people v**e ?"

I have dealt with high school graduates who could not make change, had no idea who we fought in the Revolutionary War, or the War of 1812, who could not name our Congressman, either of our Senators, and who did not know the Vice President's name. (At the time it was Biden).
If we are lucky, they couldn't find their polling place.

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