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New Book Chronicles How Trump C***ts at Golf
“To say ‘Donald Trump c***ts’ is like saying ‘Michael Phelps swims.’ He c***ts at the highest level,” author claims
By
PETER WADE
Donald Trump plays golf more than any other modern president. And he c***ts more, too. A new book is coming out Tuesday titled, Commander in C***t: How Golf Explains Trump, and goes into great detail describing how, exactly, President Donald Trump c***ts on the links, and the New York Post published excerpts on Saturday. To write the book, author and former Sports Illustrated columnist Rick Reilly spoke with golf professionals and celebrities who have played with the president and discovered they each had a story about his c***ting. [Find the book on Amazon here]
“To say ‘Donald Trump c***ts’ is like saying ‘Michael Phelps swims,'” Reilly wrote. “He c***ts at the highest level. He c***ts when people are watching and he c***ts when they aren’t. He c***ts whether you like it or not. He c***ts because that’s how he plays golf … if you’re playing golf with him, he’s going to c***t.”
Trump’s c***ting begins with his handicap—a number that is generated based on a player’s average score, ostensibly to allow players of different abilities to compete against one another. And, theoretically, the lower a player’s handicap, the better the player they are. For example, the Post points out, golfing legend Jack Nicklaus had a handicap of 3.4, higher (and therefore worse) than the 2.8 handicap Trump claims.
“If Trump is a 2.8, Queen Elizabeth is a pole vaulter,” Reilly wrote.
Even Samuel L. Jackson has witnessed our president’s c***ting ways: “We clearly saw him hook a ball into a lake at Trump National [Bedminster, New Jersey], and his caddy told him he found it!” he recalled.
LPGA player Suzann Pettersen also told Reilly she is convinced Trump’s caddy facilitates his c***ting, saying, “no matter how far into the woods [Trump] hits the ball, it’s in the middle of the fairway when we get there.”
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But Trump doesn’t stop at making his caddy do all the dirty work. The president has also moved his fellow players’ balls to give himself an advantage. Former ESPN football announcer Mike Tirico recalled one time he played with Trump and hit one of the best shots of his life. He knew he landed close to the green, he said, but by the time he reached the green, his ball was mysteriously 50 feet to the left the hole and in a bunker.
Tirico said that Trump’s caddy later pulled him aside after the game and told him Trump had c***ted: “Trump’s caddy came up to me and said, ‘You know that shot you hit on the par 5? It was about 10 feet from the hole. Trump threw it in the bunker. I watched him do it,’” he said.
Trump even violates the game’s rules of etiquette by refusing to remove his hat when shaking his opponent’s hand at the end of a match or when entering the club house. This is, ostensibly, because he is afraid of what his hair will look like after 18 sweaty holes.
But, what else can we expect from him? It’s the ethos of Donald Trump: “If at first you don’t succeed, c***t, c***t again.”
Proverbs 13:5 A righteous person h**es deceit, but the wicked person is shameful and disgraceful.
1 John 1:6 If we claim to have fellowship with him and yet walk in the darkness, we lie and do not live out the t***h.
Proverbs 12:22 Lying lips are an a*********n to the LORD,
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How many support the a*********n to the LORD.
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