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New Book Chronicles How Trump C***ts at Golf
“To say ‘Donald Trump c***ts’ is like saying ‘Michael Phelps swims.’ He c***ts at the highest level,” author claims
By
PETER WADE


Donald Trump plays golf more than any other modern president. And he c***ts more, too. A new book is coming out Tuesday titled, Commander in C***t: How Golf Explains Trump, and goes into great detail describing how, exactly, President Donald Trump c***ts on the links, and the New York Post published excerpts on Saturday. To write the book, author and former Sports Illustrated columnist Rick Reilly spoke with golf professionals and celebrities who have played with the president and discovered they each had a story about his c***ting. [Find the book on Amazon here]
“To say ‘Donald Trump c***ts’ is like saying ‘Michael Phelps swims,'” Reilly wrote. “He c***ts at the highest level. He c***ts when people are watching and he c***ts when they aren’t. He c***ts whether you like it or not. He c***ts because that’s how he plays golf … if you’re playing golf with him, he’s going to c***t.”
Trump’s c***ting begins with his handicap—a number that is generated based on a player’s average score, ostensibly to allow players of different abilities to compete against one another. And, theoretically, the lower a player’s handicap, the better the player they are. For example, the Post points out, golfing legend Jack Nicklaus had a handicap of 3.4, higher (and therefore worse) than the 2.8 handicap Trump claims.
“If Trump is a 2.8, Queen Elizabeth is a pole vaulter,” Reilly wrote.
Even Samuel L. Jackson has witnessed our president’s c***ting ways: “We clearly saw him hook a ball into a lake at Trump National [Bedminster, New Jersey], and his caddy told him he found it!” he recalled.
LPGA player Suzann Pettersen also told Reilly she is convinced Trump’s caddy facilitates his c***ting, saying, “no matter how far into the woods [Trump] hits the ball, it’s in the middle of the fairway when we get there.”
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But Trump doesn’t stop at making his caddy do all the dirty work. The president has also moved his fellow players’ balls to give himself an advantage. Former ESPN football announcer Mike Tirico recalled one time he played with Trump and hit one of the best shots of his life. He knew he landed close to the green, he said, but by the time he reached the green, his ball was mysteriously 50 feet to the left the hole and in a bunker.
Tirico said that Trump’s caddy later pulled him aside after the game and told him Trump had c***ted: “Trump’s caddy came up to me and said, ‘You know that shot you hit on the par 5? It was about 10 feet from the hole. Trump threw it in the bunker. I watched him do it,’” he said.
Trump even violates the game’s rules of etiquette by refusing to remove his hat when shaking his opponent’s hand at the end of a match or when entering the club house. This is, ostensibly, because he is afraid of what his hair will look like after 18 sweaty holes.
But, what else can we expect from him? It’s the ethos of Donald Trump: “If at first you don’t succeed, c***t, c***t again.”

Proverbs 13:5 A righteous person h**es deceit, but the wicked person is shameful and disgraceful.

1 John 1:6 If we claim to have fellowship with him and yet walk in the darkness, we lie and do not live out the t***h.

Proverbs 12:22 Lying lips are an a*********n to the LORD,

How many support the a*********n to the LORD.

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

You are such a Drama queen!!!!...Who the hell is Peter Wade and who the F cares what he has to say??????...Trump is going to be your daddy for the next 6 more yrs!!!...So you better get used to it,chump!!!!!!

Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas

When are you democrat Goobers gonna quit crying and accept that you've been Trumped ?

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

And Nikki Haley for eight after that... Maybe by 2032 the dems will have someone worth backing... Or at least a platform to stand on...

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

Kevyn

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Possibly you are unfamiliar with the term f*****m?

Morgan

LMAO, Thank you! I find t***h in your stated proverbs.

Morgan

We'll never stop because a man of integrity and honesty should be in the office.

Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas

What would a democrat know about integrity ?

They support, homos, t******s and femin**i lesbians.

There's absolutely no integrity in hedonism............ ... Morgoober.

Lonewolf

Well he c***ted on his first wife his second wife and c***ted on the 2nd with his mail order Russian bride and he c***ts on her with hookers, so of coarse he c***ts at golf and his taxes. And his supporters believe everything he says lol

Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI

You are one of those who's main motto in life seems to be. "If your not c***ting your not trying."

Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI

I would say that he emulates his president.

Morgan

Yes, I'm all for people letting people make their own choices in their personal life, unlike the controlling right and where the government has NO business. Your party... the party of less government, please, don't make me laugh. What complete bull.

Btw, THAT is what integrity is, allowing people to walk their own walk and not mine, try it sometime, it just may enlighten you, if that is possible.

Since the Tea party invaded, your party has been invaded by the Koch body snatchers, of lie, c***t and steal. My old Republican party...may it RIP

Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ

You are a sick, sick person!!