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Apr 2, 2019 11:54:26   #
Mikeyavelli
 
son of witless wrote:
Very similar to one of my old drinking buddies. He always said he wanted to be k**led by a jealous husband in bed with a 35 year old woman, at the age of 90. Sadly smoking and drinking caught up with him before the jealous husband, although he sure did give the jealous husbands plenty of opportunities.


...I always thought that it was with a 25 year old woman at the age of 95.
You see how pessimism can k**l you?
Spend most of my money on booze and vacations. The rest I waste on bills.

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Apr 2, 2019 12:04:21   #
son of witless
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
...I always thought that it was with a 25 year old woman at the age of 95.
You see how pessimism can k**l you?
Spend most of my money on booze and vacations. The rest I waste on bills.


A 25 year old does not have the experience of a 35 year old. When you are 90 you do not have the time to teach.

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Apr 2, 2019 12:26:20   #
nwtk2007 Loc: Texas
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
My buddy was a Republican all his life. Now that he's dead, he turned Democrat.


LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Apr 2, 2019 12:34:08   #
Jakebrake Loc: Broomfield, CO
 
son of witless wrote:
Damn that Trump. If he closes the border the Democrats will just have to dig up more corpses to make up for the loss in v**ers from South of the Border.


They are already being trucked in~



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Apr 2, 2019 15:09:24   #
Mikeyavelli
 
son of witless wrote:
A 25 year old does not have the experience of a 35 year old. When you are 90 you do not have the time to teach.


I'd like to try both to prove that you are right. And at 90, I suspect it takes a long time anyway.

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Apr 2, 2019 18:48:57   #
son of witless
 
Jakebrake wrote:
They are already being trucked in~


I just hope those are America citizens in those coffins. I would h**e to think that Democrats even import their dead v**ers.

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Apr 2, 2019 18:51:27   #
son of witless
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
I'd like to try both to prove that you are right. And at 90, I suspect it takes a long time anyway.


Something to shoot for, pardon the pun.

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Apr 2, 2019 18:56:14   #
Mikeyavelli
 
son of witless wrote:
Something to shoot for, pardon the pun.


...maybe a dribble...

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Apr 2, 2019 18:58:59   #
Mikeyavelli
 
son of witless wrote:
I just hope those are America citizens in those coffins. I would h**e to think that Democrats even import their dead v**ers.


No, the b****ts are half Spanish, so they do. Deadication.

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Apr 2, 2019 19:19:06   #
son of witless
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
...maybe a dribble...


What was that pun about why single girls who do not want to get pregnant should not sleep with basketball players ? They dribble before they shoot.

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Apr 2, 2019 22:06:04   #
Mikeyavelli
 
son of witless wrote:
What was that pun about why single girls who do not want to get pregnant should not sleep with basketball players ? They dribble before they shoot.


A foul shot.
Yecch

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