son of witless wrote:
Very similar to one of my old drinking buddies. He always said he wanted to be k**led by a jealous husband in bed with a 35 year old woman, at the age of 90. Sadly smoking and drinking caught up with him before the jealous husband, although he sure did give the jealous husbands plenty of opportunities.
...I always thought that it was with a 25 year old woman at the age of 95.
Spend most of my money on booze and vacations. The rest I waste on bills.