Bahmer was dining in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk to her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards OPP's Bahmer. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman embarrassingly said as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she said.

The two enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards, they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. Bahmer was amazed! Everything had been so incredible! "You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "

"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."

"Full-out-war "

For Marines, run-ins with Squids equate to no more than minor skirmishes. For Squids, those run-ins equate to disaster.