Bahmer's Wandering Eye: Bahmer was dining in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked...

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Bahmer's Wandering Eye

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Mar 20, 2019 20:15:56 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Bahmer was dining in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk to her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards OPP's Bahmer. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman embarrassingly said as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she said.

The two enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards, they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. Bahmer was amazed! Everything had been so incredible! "You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "

"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."

Mar 20, 2019 20:19:38 #

Common_Sense_Matters

slatten49 wrote:

Bahmer was dining in a fancy restaurant and there ... (show quote)

*Groans*

Mar 20, 2019 20:27:53 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Common_Sense_Matters wrote:

*Groans*

Understood.

But, I wanted to socket to my buddy Bahmer.

Mar 20, 2019 21:01:31 #

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

slatten49 wrote:

Understood.

But, I wanted to socket to my buddy Bahmer.

Sort of a 'beauty is in the eye of the holder' angle

Mar 20, 2019 21:01:44 #

Common_Sense_Matters

slatten49 wrote:

Understood.

But, I wanted to socket to my buddy Bahmer.

Understood.

Mar 20, 2019 21:03:48 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Canuckus Deploracus wrote:

Sort of a 'beauty is in the eye of the holder' angle

Mar 20, 2019 22:47:27 #

debeda

slatten49 wrote:

Bahmer was dining in a fancy restaurant and there ... (show quote)

Wah wah wah wahhhhh

Mar 20, 2019 22:50:32 #

kankune Loc: Iowa

Common_Sense_Matters wrote:

*Groans*

Oh come on...laugh a little. It was funny!

Mar 20, 2019 22:54:30 #

Seth

slatten49 wrote:

Bahmer was dining in a fancy restaurant and there ... (show quote)

Ouch!

Double Ouch!!

Mar 21, 2019 06:25:49 #

Old Dog

And that folks is how you se eye to eye******socket

Mar 21, 2019 09:18:25 #

Wonttakeitanymore

Well eye never!

Mar 21, 2019 09:43:46 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Wonttakeitanymore wrote:

Well eye never!

Mar 21, 2019 10:18:10 #

bahmer

slatten49 wrote:

Bahmer was dining in a fancy restaurant and there ... (show quote)

Oh brother hurry back badbobby Slats needs to put you in his jokes instead of me. Thanks for the laughs there Slats.

Mar 21, 2019 10:29:17 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

bahmer wrote:

Oh brother hurry back badbobby Slats needs to put you in his jokes instead of me. Thanks for the laughs there Slats.

Nah, Bahmer. BB is locked into the ol' ball & chain of marriage. You, on the other hand, are a wild & crazy single guy looking for action.

Mar 21, 2019 10:32:22 #

bahmer

slatten49 wrote:

Nah, Bahmer. BB is locked into the ol' ball & chain of marriage. You, on the other hand, are a wild & crazy single guy looking for action.

Looking and finding are two different things especially at an advanced age.

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