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Mar 11, 2019 14:31:19   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Maryland and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.

At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.

"Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why Hooters?"

"They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs."

"You're on."

At age 42, they meet and play golf again.

"Where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Again? Why?"

"They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."

"OK."

At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters.

"Why?"

"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."

"OK."

At age 62 they meet again.

After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."

"Good choice"

At age 72 they meet again.

Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."

"Great choice."

At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Because we've never been there before."

"Okay."

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Mar 11, 2019 14:36:21   #
slatten49 (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Maryland and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.

At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.

"Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why Hooters?"

"They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs."

"You're on."

At age 42, they meet and play golf again.

"Where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Again? Why?"

"They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."

"OK."

At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters.

"Why?"

"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."

"OK."

At age 62 they meet again.

After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."

"Good choice"

At age 72 they meet again.

Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."

"Great choice."

At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Because we've never been there before."

"Okay."
Two guys grow up together, but after college one m... (show quote)

'The aging process,' eh

Finally, a subject with which you're knowledgeable...big-time

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Mar 11, 2019 14:55:30   #
proud republican (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Maryland and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.

At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.

"Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why Hooters?"

"They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs."

"You're on."

At age 42, they meet and play golf again.

"Where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Again? Why?"

"They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."

"OK."

At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters.

"Why?"

"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."

"OK."

At age 62 they meet again.

After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."

"Good choice"

At age 72 they meet again.

Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."

"Great choice."

At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Because we've never been there before."

"Okay."
Two guys grow up together, but after college one m... (show quote)


That was great!!!..Thanks Badbobby....

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Mar 11, 2019 14:56:12   #
Carol Kelly (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Maryland and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.

At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.

"Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why Hooters?"

"They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs."

"You're on."

At age 42, they meet and play golf again.

"Where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Again? Why?"

"They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."

"OK."

At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters.

"Why?"

"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."

"OK."

At age 62 they meet again.

After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."

"Good choice"

At age 72 they meet again.

Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."

"Great choice."

At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Because we've never been there before."

"Okay."
Two guys grow up together, but after college one m... (show quote)

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Mar 11, 2019 14:56:23   #
Carol Kelly (a regular here)
 
LOL

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Mar 11, 2019 15:14:55   #
bahmer (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Maryland and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.

At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.

"Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why Hooters?"

"They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs."

"You're on."

At age 42, they meet and play golf again.

"Where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Again? Why?"

"They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."

"OK."

At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters.

"Why?"

"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."

"OK."

At age 62 they meet again.

After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."

"Good choice"

At age 72 they meet again.

Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."

"Great choice."

At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Because we've never been there before."

"Okay."
Two guys grow up together, but after college one m... (show quote)


That was a great one there badbobby and I do like Hooters there food is fairly good and the waitresses are excellent.

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Mar 11, 2019 16:20:28   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
slatten49 wrote:
'The aging process,' eh

Finally, a subject with which you're knowledgeable...big-time


wait til the're 92

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Mar 11, 2019 16:22:03   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
bahmer wrote:
That was a great one there badbobby and I do like Hooters there food is fairly good and the waitresses are excellent.


I'm not gonna correct you on your spellin
figger it out yerself

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Mar 11, 2019 16:58:01   #
bahmer (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
I'm not gonna correct you on your spellin
figger it out yerself


I didn't see any misspellings.

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Mar 11, 2019 17:23:07   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
bahmer wrote:
I didn't see any misspellings.


then I've been wrong about you
I figgered you knew how to spell

"in Hooters there(their) food"

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Mar 11, 2019 17:24:28   #
bahmer (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
then I've been wrong about you
I figgered you knew how to spell

"in Hooters there(their) food"


You got me thanks for the lesson I will try to be less cocky.

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Mar 11, 2019 17:59:52   #
TommyRadd (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Maryland and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.

At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.

"Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why Hooters?"

"They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs."

"You're on."

At age 42, they meet and play golf again.

"Where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Again? Why?"

"They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."

"OK."

At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters.

"Why?"

"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."

"OK."

At age 62 they meet again.

After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."

"Good choice"

At age 72 they meet again.

Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."

"Great choice."

At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Because we've never been there before."

"Okay."
Two guys grow up together, but after college one m... (show quote)




ROFLOL!!!

Even though it does hit close to home!

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Mar 11, 2019 18:30:54   #
slatten49 (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
wait til the're 92

Lighten up on Bahmer, ya' durn Squid

"the're "

badbobby also wrote:

I'm not gonna correct you on your spellin
figger it out yerself

"spellin," "figger," and "yerself."

You're welcome.

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Mar 11, 2019 18:39:12   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
slatten49 wrote:
Lighten up on Bahmer, ya' durn Squid

"the're "

badbobby also wrote:

I'm not gonna correct you on your spellin
figger it out yerself

"spellin," "figger," and "yerself."

You're welcome.
Lighten up on Bahmer, ya' durn Squid img src="htt... (show quote)


I ain't never sed I wuz purfec
sides Slat
bahm an me is buds
we pick on each other

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Mar 11, 2019 18:41:58   #
slatten49 (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
I ain't never sed I wuz purfec

I'll give you that.

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