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Mar 11, 2019 18:44:14   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
I'll give you that.


iff'n you wud jus gimme whut you owe me
I'd fell much beter

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Mar 12, 2019 12:26:40   #
Fit2BTied Loc: Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Maryland and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.

At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.

"Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why Hooters?"

"They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs."

"You're on."

At age 42, they meet and play golf again.

"Where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Again? Why?"

"They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."

"OK."

At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters.

"Why?"

"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."

"OK."

At age 62 they meet again.

After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."

"Good choice"

At age 72 they meet again.

Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."

"Great choice."

At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Because we've never been there before."

"Okay."
Two guys grow up together, but after college one m... (show quote)

Good one. I'm not there yet (I'd remember a trip to Hooters for certain), but I do find myself stopping at times during the day wondering why I was in a particular place and what I meant to do there. It usually comes to me...usually...wait, was I supposed to meet someone for lunch at Hooters today?

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Mar 12, 2019 14:34:58   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Fit2BTied wrote:
Good one. I'm not there yet (I'd remember a trip to Hooters for certain), but I do find myself stopping at times during the day wondering why I was in a particular place and what I meant to do there. It usually comes to me...usually...wait, was I supposed to meet someone for lunch at Hooters today?

prolly too late now fit


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Mar 12, 2019 14:41:53   #
Fit2BTied Loc: Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
prolly too late now fit

One silver lining about getting old. I can watch movies again sooner because I've forgotten the ending.

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Mar 14, 2019 00:12:04   #
debeda
 
badbobby wrote:
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Maryland and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.

At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.

"Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why Hooters?"

"They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs."

"You're on."

At age 42, they meet and play golf again.

"Where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Again? Why?"

"They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."

"OK."

At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters.

"Why?"

"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."

"OK."

At age 62 they meet again.

After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."

"Good choice"

At age 72 they meet again.

Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."

"Great choice."

At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Because we've never been there before."

"Okay."
Two guys grow up together, but after college one m... (show quote)


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