bahmer

And that is the long and the short of it I suppose.

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

Mainly the short, my acrobatic friend.

bahmer

Hardly acrobatic but I was sore for a few days that is the t***h. The landing gear hit hard on ground zero leaving me sore.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Wow! I was just looking at the dust on my fridge.I just cleaned it on Friday, and it's back!
I'm going to lobby my wife for a taller one! We have a good 8 inches of space below the cabinets above it. That should make the dust go away!

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

Be thankful in all things, you didn't break a hip.

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

I'm thinking of planting a herb garden on mine.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Good plan!
Do you have an extension ladder so you can reach it?

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

My two-stepper works just fine, thank you.

I keep in that small space between the wall and fridge with the mop and broom.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

You know, if you dust off that two stepper, you can clean the top of your fridge, and use the broom, and mop to clean up the excess dust.
Dustpan......do you have a good dustpan? You gotta have a good dustpan!

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

Dang, you're like a lazy Susan, just spin you around and everything is at my fingertips. The two-stepper is top-notch, the broom is a good broom, it's really good at sit and stay, the dustpan is a Dollar Store cheapie, I usually use a piece of paper. Gotta fix that. You didn't cover the herb garden? Where do I move it to? You've been a tremendous help so far. Don't fizzle out on me. Maybe you and Martha Stewart can do a project together. Want me to set up a meet? I hear she is getting into the herb business and may need a source of fertilizer.

I think I've asked before but don't recall if you answered. What did you think of the mayo, peanut butter, and banana sandwich? Gotta have good mayo. I only use Hellman's, Blueplate, and HEB store brand.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Pee Wee, I can give you all of this home cleaning crap you want to take! My wife trained me, demanded a new house with BLACK appliances, and watched me self destruct.
Now, SHE'S the slob!
I think I'm losing my mind to be honest!
Dirty dishes in the sink, oh, HELL NO! And aren't there drawers, and cabinets for those 7000 products on the bathroom counter?
But at the same time, what's wrong with me bringing the chainsaw in, and working on it at the kitchen table?

And no, I haven't tried that sandwich yet. Maybe I can get her to make me one!

badbobby Loc: texas

certainly help

badbobby Loc: texas

sure a shame he didn't fall on his head

he would have had no pain whatsoever

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

You have my deepest sympathies. As soon as you said black appliances I knew what was coming. If it doesn't have a matte texture you're always cleaning it. They don't make that many clean towels, face cloths, and old tee shirts. If your home has two bathrooms demand one of them, it will be the smaller one, then put a lock and key on the door and hope you never have an emergency, right now moment and drop the key. You gotta demand your rights, pout, withhold sex, cry, and stop doing all the cleaning, and don't give her one red cent until she sees the error of her ways. It may take a month or two but if you can hold out you'll win. One of my wives tried that crap. I won the battle but lost the war later. So I recommend you, hush up, put the seat down, and learn how she likes the toilet paper placed. Otherwise, walk away now, you are not the boss and it isn't your castle, you are the manservant. Doesn't sounds like she is gonna make you a sandwich either. Pitiful, plumb pitiful. That sharia law thing about beating your wife might not be so bad after all. They sure ain't obeying the Good Book. What good is all our muscles, if we can't legally make them obey and be happy about it? You might want to think about building a room in the barn, see if that dog really loves you more than your recliner. You're toast, my brother. But you do make me feel better.

bahmer

I will remember that and you can expect some form of retribution to come your way.