Canuck applies for a job
Mar 3, 2019 18:21:13 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
That's great... You are poaching Canuckistanian jokes now... 
Kind of raises the bar for the whole OPP
Kind of raises the bar for the whole OPP
jus figgered you needed a lil notoriety
you should thank me
just look what I have accomplished for Slat and bahm
they are stars on OPP
Mar 3, 2019 18:25:57 #
badbobby wrote:
jus figgered you needed a lil notoriety
you should thank me
just look what I have accomplished for Slat and bahm
they are stars on OPP
you should thank me
just look what I have accomplished for Slat and bahm
they are stars on OPP
I'm honored... My goal is to outlive you all and inherit everyone's IOUs
Mar 3, 2019 18:40:35 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
slatten49 wrote:
Sho 'nuf 
Hey Sho 'nuf, how long are those sideburns?
They look like chin straps to keep your lid/wig from flying away.
Just kidding I've never been able to grow any.
No hair has ever grown in that area in front of my ears.
Mar 3, 2019 18:43:14 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
no Slat
I was jus repeatin what the feller I stole it from,said
I was jus repeatin what the feller I stole it from,said
That's right, BB.
Refuse the out I provided for your sorry Squidly arse insulting our northern friend, former Chinese/Canuckistanian-expatriate and now, Newfie buddy. Hell, he's a regular Heinz57 mongrel, ain't heMakes me proud to be a pure-bred native-born Texan
Mar 3, 2019 18:46:40 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Peewee wrote:
Hey Sho 'nuf, how long are those sideburns?
They look like chin straps to keep your lid/wig from flying away.
Just kidding I've never been able to grow any.
No hair has ever grown in that area in front of my ears.
They look like chin straps to keep your lid/wig from flying away.
Just kidding I've never been able to grow any.
No hair has ever grown in that area in front of my ears.
Those 'burns' only go down to 'bout a half inch from the bottom of my ears. The Sgt. Major wanted me to grow them longer, but I put my foot down. I usually stop 'em closer to the top of my ears.
Unless, of course, 'til I grow a winter beard.
Mar 3, 2019 19:04:12 #
slatten49 wrote:
That's right, BB. img src="https://static.onepolit... (show quote)
Speechless
Revenge will be served Canuckistanian cold...
Mar 3, 2019 19:07:24 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
slatten49 wrote:
Those 'burns' only go down to 'bout a half inch from the bottom of my ears. The Sgt. Major wanted me to grow them longer, but I put my foot down. I usually stop 'em closer to the top of my ears.
Unless, of course, 'til I grow a winter beard.
Unless, of course, 'til I grow a winter beard.
Was she a Mack Davis fan? He has some serious burns if I recall.
Mar 3, 2019 19:18:56 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Peewee wrote:
Was she a Mack Davis fan? He has some serious burns if I recall.
Yeah, she liked Mac Davis...but, not as much as she like this fellow Texan.
Speaking of Mr. Davis, this is one of her favorites by him. The photo on the video doesn't do justice to 'em, but...yeah, he had some serious 'burns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuDrvibicWE
Mar 3, 2019 19:21:58 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Speechless
Revenge will be served Canuckistanian cold...
Revenge will be served Canuckistanian cold...
Presumably, revenge will come in the form of a frosty-cold long-neck Lone Star or Shiner Bock beer.
Mar 3, 2019 19:23:24 #
slatten49 wrote:
Presumably, revenge will come in the form of a frosty-cold long-neck Lone Star Beer...or, Shiner Bock.
So now you're suing for peace , eh...
Accepted
Mar 3, 2019 19:30:29 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
So now you're suing for peace , eh...
Accepted
Accepted
Shall we all meet in Hawaii for this peace settlement
Or, we could make it a 'virtual reality' settlement.
Mar 3, 2019 19:41:30 #
slatten49 wrote:
Shall we all meet in Hawaii for this peace settlement
Or, we could make it a 'virtual reality' settlement.
Or, we could make it a 'virtual reality' settlement.
Hawaii? Nope... I don't trust volcanoes..
Give VR a few more years
Mar 3, 2019 19:47:30 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
slatten49 wrote:
Yeah, she liked Mac Davis...but, not as much as she like this fellow Texan.
Speaking of Mr. Davis, this is one of her favorites by him. The photo on the video doesn't do justice to 'em, but...yeah, he had some serious 'burns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuDrvibicWE
Speaking of Mr. Davis, this is one of her favorites by him. The photo on the video doesn't do justice to 'em, but...yeah, he had some serious 'burns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuDrvibicWE
Just proves the Sgt Maj has a tender heart.
I figured it must be Mack or Engelbert Humperdinck.
They could have started their own razor company.
Mar 3, 2019 19:59:46 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Peewee wrote:
Just proves the Sgt Maj has a tender heart.
I figured it must be Mack or Engelbert Humperdinck.
They could have started their own razor company.
I figured it must be Mack or Engelbert Humperdinck.
They could have started their own razor company.
I got'ta agree with you on both, especially Engelbert's 'burns.
And, you're right, PeeWee. The Sgt. Major has a tender heart. She loved this one by Humperdinck:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djJHYppD3eo
Mar 3, 2019 20:18:59 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
slatten49 wrote:
I got'ta agree with you on both, especially Engelbert's 'burns.
And, you're right, PeeWee. The Sgt. Major has a tender heart. She loved this one by Humperdinck:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djJHYppD3eo
And, you're right, PeeWee. The Sgt. Major has a tender heart. She loved this one by Humperdinck:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djJHYppD3eo
Whoa, that one is just too sad and depressing even for me, and I love a good sad song.
Gonna have to play a Jerry Clower video to bring back up to normal.
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