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Mar 3, 2019 15:21:01   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Canuck Deploracus went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring that lazy newf", so he decided to set a test for the Newfie hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument. The first question was, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." Canuck says, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw three trees. The boss says, "What in the world is that?"Canuck says, "Tree 'n tree 'n tree makes nine." "Fair enough" says the boss. "Second question, same rules, but represent 99".Canuck stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. "Der ya go bye," he says. The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" Canuck answers, "Each tree is dirty now, so it's dirty tree 'n dirty tree 'n dirty tree - dat 99." The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire Canuck so he says, "All right, question number 3. Same rules again, but this time represent the number 100."Canuck stares into space again, then he shouts, "I got it!" He makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Der ya go sir -100." The boss looks at Canuck's attempt and thinks, "Ha! got him this time." He then tells Canuck, "Go on, Newfie, you must be crazy if you think that represents a 100." Canuck leans forward and points to the little marks at the tree bases and says, "A little dog comes along and craps near the base of each tree, so now ya got dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, and dirty tree an' a turd, which makes 100. When do I start me job?"

methinks the turd got the job

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Mar 3, 2019 16:03:45   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Canuck Deploracus went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring that lazy newf", so he decided to set a test for the Newfie hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument. The first question was, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." Canuck says, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw three trees. The boss says, "What in the world is that?"Canuck says, "Tree 'n tree 'n tree makes nine." "Fair enough" says the boss. "Second question, same rules, but represent 99".Canuck stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. "Der ya go bye," he says. The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" Canuck answers, "Each tree is dirty now, so it's dirty tree 'n dirty tree 'n dirty tree - dat 99." The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire Canuck so he says, "All right, question number 3. Same rules again, but this time represent the number 100."Canuck stares into space again, then he shouts, "I got it!" He makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Der ya go sir -100." The boss looks at Canuck's attempt and thinks, "Ha! got him this time." He then tells Canuck, "Go on, Newfie, you must be crazy if you think that represents a 100." Canuck leans forward and points to the little marks at the tree bases and says, "A little dog comes along and craps near the base of each tree, so now ya got dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, and dirty tree an' a turd, which makes 100. When do I start me job?"

methinks the turd got the job
Canuck Deploracus went into the fish market to ap... (show quote)

Deservedly so, don'cha think, BB

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Mar 3, 2019 16:06:00   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
badbobby wrote:
Canuck Deploracus went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring that lazy newf", so he decided to set a test for the Newfie hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument. The first question was, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." Canuck says, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw three trees. The boss says, "What in the world is that?"Canuck says, "Tree 'n tree 'n tree makes nine." "Fair enough" says the boss. "Second question, same rules, but represent 99".Canuck stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. "Der ya go bye," he says. The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" Canuck answers, "Each tree is dirty now, so it's dirty tree 'n dirty tree 'n dirty tree - dat 99." The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire Canuck so he says, "All right, question number 3. Same rules again, but this time represent the number 100."Canuck stares into space again, then he shouts, "I got it!" He makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Der ya go sir -100." The boss looks at Canuck's attempt and thinks, "Ha! got him this time." He then tells Canuck, "Go on, Newfie, you must be crazy if you think that represents a 100." Canuck leans forward and points to the little marks at the tree bases and says, "A little dog comes along and craps near the base of each tree, so now ya got dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, and dirty tree an' a turd, which makes 100. When do I start me job?"

methinks the turd got the job
Canuck Deploracus went into the fish market to ap... (show quote)


Where do you come up with this stuff? Salute!


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Mar 3, 2019 16:24:18   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Deservedly so, don'cha think, BB


of course with his diction an all he deserved even a better job

eh???

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Mar 3, 2019 17:00:08   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
of course with his diction an all he deserved even a better job

eh???

Sho 'nuf

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Mar 3, 2019 17:27:11   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
Canuck Deploracus went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring that lazy newf", so he decided to set a test for the Newfie hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument. The first question was, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." Canuck says, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw three trees. The boss says, "What in the world is that?"Canuck says, "Tree 'n tree 'n tree makes nine." "Fair enough" says the boss. "Second question, same rules, but represent 99".Canuck stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. "Der ya go bye," he says. The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" Canuck answers, "Each tree is dirty now, so it's dirty tree 'n dirty tree 'n dirty tree - dat 99." The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire Canuck so he says, "All right, question number 3. Same rules again, but this time represent the number 100."Canuck stares into space again, then he shouts, "I got it!" He makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Der ya go sir -100." The boss looks at Canuck's attempt and thinks, "Ha! got him this time." He then tells Canuck, "Go on, Newfie, you must be crazy if you think that represents a 100." Canuck leans forward and points to the little marks at the tree bases and says, "A little dog comes along and craps near the base of each tree, so now ya got dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, and dirty tree an' a turd, which makes 100. When do I start me job?"

methinks the turd got the job
Canuck Deploracus went into the fish market to ap... (show quote)


Very good there badbobby thanks for the laughs.

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Mar 3, 2019 17:32:39   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
badbobby wrote:
Canuck Deploracus went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring that lazy newf", so he decided to set a test for the Newfie hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument. The first question was, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." Canuck says, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw three trees. The boss says, "What in the world is that?"Canuck says, "Tree 'n tree 'n tree makes nine." "Fair enough" says the boss. "Second question, same rules, but represent 99".Canuck stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. "Der ya go bye," he says. The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" Canuck answers, "Each tree is dirty now, so it's dirty tree 'n dirty tree 'n dirty tree - dat 99." The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire Canuck so he says, "All right, question number 3. Same rules again, but this time represent the number 100."Canuck stares into space again, then he shouts, "I got it!" He makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Der ya go sir -100." The boss looks at Canuck's attempt and thinks, "Ha! got him this time." He then tells Canuck, "Go on, Newfie, you must be crazy if you think that represents a 100." Canuck leans forward and points to the little marks at the tree bases and says, "A little dog comes along and craps near the base of each tree, so now ya got dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, and dirty tree an' a turd, which makes 100. When do I start me job?"

methinks the turd got the job
Canuck Deploracus went into the fish market to ap... (show quote)


Newfie

How dare you

You... You.... You.... Yankee

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Mar 3, 2019 17:34:58   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Newfie

How dare you

You... You.... You.... Yankee

CD, in defense of my ol' feller Texan...he meant 'newbie.'

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Mar 3, 2019 17:50:43   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
CD, in defense of my ol' feller Texan...he meant 'newbie.'


Oh...

Sorry Badbobby.... Total over reaction...>

Calling a Canuck a Newfie is a Good way to get him riled up...

I take it back... You're not a yankee...

No harm no foul

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Mar 3, 2019 18:01:07   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Newfie

How dare you

You... You.... You.... Yankee


Yankee???
how dare you
thems fightin words here Canuck
sides it weren't me who called you that
take it up with your employer

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Mar 3, 2019 18:04:21   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Oh...

Sorry Badbobby.... Total over reaction...>

Calling a Canuck a Newfie is a Good way to get him riled up...

I take it back... You're not a yankee...

No harm no foul
Oh... img src="https://static.onepoliticalplaza.c... (show quote)


well Canuck
tell us just what a newfie is
don't sound too bad to me
I been called a Texican(among other things)
din't make me mad

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Mar 3, 2019 18:04:57   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
badbobby wrote:
Yankee???
how dare you
thems fightin words here Canuck
sides it weren't me who called you that
take it up with your employer


So it wasn't a typo

I knew there was something fishy about Slatten sticking up for you

My employer must have been a yankee too

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Mar 3, 2019 18:06:57   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
CD, in defense of my ol' feller Texan...he meant 'newbie.'


no Slat
I was jus repeatin what the feller I stole it from,said

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Mar 3, 2019 18:08:46   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
badbobby wrote:
well Canuck
tell us just what a newfie is
don't sound too bad to me
I been called a Texican(among other things)
din't make me mad


Newfies are Quasi-Canucks from the province of Newfoundland... On the East coast...

Finger-missing, cousin-kissing, word-slurring wannabe Canucks...

They are the butt of many a joke....

For example....

Q: How many Newfies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Waz a litebub, uh?


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Mar 3, 2019 18:09:56   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
badbobby wrote:
no Slat
I was jus repeatin what the feller I stole it from,said


That's great... You are poaching Canuckistanian jokes now...

Kind of raises the bar for the whole OPP

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