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Mar 1, 2019 18:28:48   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
I'm only tryin save you from yourself bahm;
that's outta the goodness of my heart


I always had the imprecision that it wasn't done out of the goodness of your heart but more out of selfishness as you wanted all of the women to yourself and were unwilling to share.

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Mar 1, 2019 18:41:41   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
I'm only tryin save you from yourself bahm;
that's outta the goodness of my heart

There's "goodness" in the heart of a durn Squid

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Mar 1, 2019 18:48:54   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
There's "goodness" in the heart of a durn Squid


Slat
a word of advice
never judge real Navy personnel by the lesser part of the Navy.the Marine corps standards
we are not like you
we have a higher standard to live up to
we are the 'real boy scouts'you keep claimin to be

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Mar 1, 2019 18:56:13   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Slat
a word of advice
never judge real Navy personnel by the lesser part of the Navy.the Marine corps standards
we are not like you
we have a higher standard to live up to
we are the 'real boy scouts'you keep claimin to be

"A word of advice" I counted forty or so words of advice there, BB.

Boy Scouts and Marines know how to count, BB Apparently Squids can't.

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Mar 1, 2019 19:06:58   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
"A word of advice" I counted forty or so words of advice there, BB.

Boy Scouts and Marines know how to count, BB Apparently Squids can't.


How'd you get past twenty?
Is the Sgt. Major lending you toes again?

Great burn in the beginning...'lack of evidence'... I love waking up to a chuckle...

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Mar 1, 2019 19:08:14   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
And great joke Badbobby

Can't say as I have ever played that particular party game... But it would definitely work in my favor over here in China

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Mar 2, 2019 13:03:23   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
"A word of advice" I counted forty or so words of advice there, BB.

Boy Scouts and Marines know how to count, BB Apparently Squids can't.


yes you did
and each and every one a them excellent advice
course since you are a bonafide Jarhead
you don't understand even one a them
pobrecito

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Mar 2, 2019 15:31:19   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
yes you did
and each and every one a them excellent advice
course since you are a bonafide Jarhead
you don't understand even one a them
pobrecito

I do understand you owe me, big-time, ya' durn Squid

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Mar 2, 2019 16:31:49   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
I do understand you owe me, big-time, ya' durn Squid


only thing I owe you
is retorts to your slurs

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Mar 3, 2019 18:56:07   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
only thing I owe you
is retorts to your slurs

I believe you've paid in full

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Mar 4, 2019 07:55:51   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
badbobby wrote:
One Monday morning bahmer was walking through the neighborhood on his usual route As he approached one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway.

His wonder was cut short by Peewee, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin.

'Wow Peewee, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,' bahm commented.


Peewee, in obvious pain, replied, 'Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first time I have felt like moving since 4 am Sunday morning. We had about 15 couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I?'

bahm thought for a moment and said, 'How do you play WHO AM I?'

‘Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is..'

bahm laughed and said, 'Sounds like fun, I'm sorry I missed it.'

'Probably a good thing you did,' Peewee responded, 'Your name came up seven times.'


One Monday morning bahmer was walking through the ... (show quote)


Lolololololol that dang Peewee just can’t keep his pants on either~~ lololol

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Mar 4, 2019 07:56:43   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
bahmer wrote:
When you got it you got it what else can I say all of the lovely ladies recognized me right off.


I’m sure they did~~

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Mar 4, 2019 07:58:26   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
slatten49 wrote:
Really, Bahmer The word spread on your street was that the police dropped the charge of indecent exposure due to "lack of evidence".


Lololololololl~~

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Mar 4, 2019 08:00:05   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
slatten49 wrote:
It was all BB's idea. He even sent me PMs with the lines to throw at ya'

The durn Squid, for sure, is a troublemaker.


Me thinks it twas you as the line used was right up your alley!!!

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Mar 4, 2019 08:02:03   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
bahmer wrote:
You two are the OPP troublemakers for sure I am surprised that they still allow you two on here. What with badbobby trying to get all of the young ladies in trouble and you assisting him.


Why bahmer, truer words not spoken... Seeing their pictures a sure give away that they were given plenty away!!!

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