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bahmer and his morning walk
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Mar 1, 2019 12:14:37   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
One Monday morning bahmer was walking through the neighborhood on his usual route As he approached one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway.

His wonder was cut short by Peewee, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin.

'Wow Peewee, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,' bahm commented.


Peewee, in obvious pain, replied, 'Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first time I have felt like moving since 4 am Sunday morning. We had about 15 couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I?'

bahm thought for a moment and said, 'How do you play WHO AM I?'

‘Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is..'

bahm laughed and said, 'Sounds like fun, I'm sorry I missed it.'

'Probably a good thing you did,' Peewee responded, 'Your name came up seven times.'



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Mar 1, 2019 12:26:15   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
One Monday morning bahmer was walking through the neighborhood on his usual route As he approached one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway.

His wonder was cut short by Peewee, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin.

'Wow Peewee, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,' bahm commented.


Peewee, in obvious pain, replied, 'Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first time I have felt like moving since 4 am Sunday morning. We had about 15 couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I?'

bahm thought for a moment and said, 'How do you play WHO AM I?'

‘Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is..'

bahm laughed and said, 'Sounds like fun, I'm sorry I missed it.'

'Probably a good thing you did,' Peewee responded, 'Your name came up seven times.'


One Monday morning bahmer was walking through the ... (show quote)


When you got it you got it what else can I say all of the lovely ladies recognized me right off.

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Mar 1, 2019 12:58:24   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
When you got it you got it what else can I say all of the lovely ladies recognized me right off.


mayhaps you should go farther afield
it's unhealthy for too many ladies in your own neighborhood to know you from such 'very little' evidence

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Mar 1, 2019 13:08:26   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
mayhaps you should go farther afield
it's unhealthy for too many ladies in your own neighborhood to know you from such 'very little' evidence


Actually comparing me to the others in the neighbor hood I had too much evidence while they all had to little my friend.

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Mar 1, 2019 13:34:52   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Actually comparing me to the others in the neighbor hood I had too much evidence while they all had to little my friend.

Really, Bahmer The word spread on your street was that the police dropped the charge of indecent exposure due to "lack of evidence".

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Mar 1, 2019 13:48:38   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Really, Bahmer The word spread on your street was that the police dropped the charge of indecent exposure due to "lack of evidence".



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Mar 1, 2019 13:51:17   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Really, Bahmer The word spread on your street was that the police dropped the charge of indecent exposure due to "lack of evidence".


some decided there really was no evidence at all
that was observable anyhow

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Mar 1, 2019 14:53:36   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
some decided there really was no evidence at all
that was observable anyhow

None, at all, that stuck out.

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Mar 1, 2019 15:50:03   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
None, at all, that stuck out.


You two are horrible at least to me you are. I will
have to find some jokes now to get back at you two.

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Mar 1, 2019 16:01:09   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
You two are horrible at least to me you are. I will
have to find some jokes now to get back at you two.

It was all BB's idea. He even sent me PMs with the lines to throw at ya'

The durn Squid, for sure, is a troublemaker.

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Mar 1, 2019 16:33:06   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
It was all BB's idea. He even sent me PMs with the lines to throw at ya'

The durn Squid, for sure, is a troublemaker.


did ya hafta tell on me Slat?
ya dadgum Jarhead

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Mar 1, 2019 16:35:10   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
It was all BB's idea. He even sent me PMs with the lines to throw at ya'

The durn Squid, for sure, is a troublemaker.


You two are the OPP troublemakers for sure I am surprised that they still allow you two on here. What with badbobby trying to get all of the young ladies in trouble and you assisting him.

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Mar 1, 2019 16:37:33   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
You two are the OPP troublemakers for sure I am surprised that they still allow you two on here. What with badbobby trying to get all of the young ladies in trouble and you assisting him.


Moi???
how could you bahm
I'm always a perfect gentleman around the lovely ladies of OPP
now Slat
that's a different story

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Mar 1, 2019 16:40:22   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
Moi???
how could you bahm
I'm always a perfect gentleman around the lovely ladies of OPP
now Slat
that's a different story


You are always chasing after Kankune, lindajoy, P.R. and also trying to scare me off as well I might add.

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Mar 1, 2019 18:17:52   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
You are always chasing after Kankune, lindajoy, P.R. and also trying to scare me off as well I might add.


I'm only tryin save you from yourself bahm;
that's outta the goodness of my heart

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