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Feb 21, 2019 18:00:28   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Did Slats play a musical instrument?


too busy eatin

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Feb 21, 2019 18:03:40   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
too busy eatin


Its amazing that he quit eating long enough to get through basic training then.

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Feb 21, 2019 18:14:35   #
debeda
 
badbobby wrote:
Two men,bahmer and Slatten were having a conversation about sex.


bahm says, "Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!"

Slat replies, "You're kidding! I can't even manage to do it once! What's your secret?"

To which bahm said, "Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I'm not kidding!"

So Slat rushed to the store.




The clerk said, "May I help you?'

"Yes, I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please," said Slat

"That's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!" the clerk remarked.

"Damn! exclaimed Slat Does everyone know about this except me?"


poor Slat
he is learnin
but late in life
Two men,bahmer and Slatten were having a conversa... (show quote)


HILARIOUS

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Feb 21, 2019 18:16:02   #
debeda
 
badbobby wrote:
I for one resent that 'henpecked' remark
I'll have you know that my dear wife and I have a discussion on every thing that impacts our daily lives
then after the discussion
my dear wife make a decision



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Feb 21, 2019 18:17:02   #
debeda
 
slatten49 wrote:
Yeah, that's it: BB was put down and heavily persuaded by his lovely, sweet but tiny wife. On the other hand, The Sgt. Major jumps when I bark my commands.


Jumps on your butt with both feet, maybe

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Feb 21, 2019 18:53:47   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
you sure that ain't your high school band uniform?

I wasn't in band.

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Feb 22, 2019 04:21:36   #
flash
 
badbobby wrote:
prolly four loafs in one sitting


Ever try a split loaf just to see what happens😳

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Feb 22, 2019 12:09:37   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
I wasn't in band.


my bad
mayhaps your high school ROTC uniform??

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Feb 22, 2019 12:21:20   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
my bad
mayhaps your high school ROTC uniform??

Without question, in the uniform of America's finest...The United States Marine Corps...otherwise known as the Navy's men's department.

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Feb 22, 2019 13:15:02   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Without question, in the uniform of America's finest...The United States Marine Corps...otherwise known as the Navy's men's department.

Well I spose it's jus natural to believe you're the best
even though you had to settle for the lesser part of the Navy
pobrecito

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Feb 22, 2019 13:22:56   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Well I spose it's jus natural to believe you're the best
even though you had to settle for the lesser part of the Navy
pobrecito

The fact that we Marines are the best part of the Navy lends credence to my assertion of our being so.

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Feb 22, 2019 13:35:42   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
The fact that we Marines are the best part of the Navy lends credence to my assertion of our being so.


Slat
I love the Marines
where else could we find better door guards?

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Feb 22, 2019 13:41:33   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Slat
I love the Marines
where else could we find better door guards?

Unquestionably and without doubt, BB, you represent your hapless fellow Water Lilies well.

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Feb 22, 2019 15:43:07   #
flash
 
ALL OF OUR SERVICE MEMBERS DESERVE OUR RESPECT

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Feb 22, 2019 16:14:36   #
debeda
 
flash wrote:
ALL OF OUR SERVICE MEMBERS DESERVE OUR RESPECT


TRUE STORY, Flash. INCLUDING the Coast Guard and the Border Patrol

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