Two men,bahmer and Slatten were having a conversation about sex.
bahm says, "Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!"
Slat replies, "You're kidding! I can't even manage to do it once! What's your secret?"
To which bahm said, "Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I'm not kidding!"
So Slat rushed to the store.
The clerk said, "May I help you?'
"Yes, I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please," said Slat
"That's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!" the clerk remarked.
"Damn! exclaimed Slat Does everyone know about this except me?"
poor Slat
he is learnin
but late in life
badbobby wrote:
Two men,bahmer and Slatten were having a conversation about sex.
bahm says, "Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!"
Slat replies, "You're kidding! I can't even manage to do it once! What's your secret?"
To which bahm said, "Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I'm not kidding!"
So Slat rushed to the store.
The clerk said, "May I help you?'
"Yes, I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please," said Slat
"That's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!" the clerk remarked.
"Damn! exclaimed Slat Does everyone know about this except me?"
poor Slat
he is learnin
but late in life
Two men,bahmer and Slatten were having a conversa... (
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Better late than never, BB, as I spent last night 'loafing'.
slatten49 wrote:
Better late than never, BB, as I spent last night 'loafing'.
prolly four loafs in one sitting
badbobby wrote:
Two men,bahmer and Slatten were having a conversation about sex.
bahm says, "Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!"
Slat replies, "You're kidding! I can't even manage to do it once! What's your secret?"
To which bahm said, "Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I'm not kidding!"
So Slat rushed to the store.
The clerk said, "May I help you?'
"Yes, I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please," said Slat
"That's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!" the clerk remarked.
"Damn! exclaimed Slat Does everyone know about this except me?"
poor Slat
he is learnin
but late in life
Two men,bahmer and Slatten were having a conversa... (
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Good one there badbobby thanks for the laughs.
Yeah, I can see where you would like this particular one, ya' ol' son-of-a-gun.
would you please remove that avvy?
it's givin me the shakes
actually scarin the bejesus outta me
did you notice
I said please??
badbobby wrote:
would you please remove that avvy?
it's givin me the shakes
actually scarin the bejesus outta me
did you notice
I said please??
You "said please
" The trouble is, ol' feller....I can't hear you over the internet.
badbobby wrote:
would you please remove that avvy?
it's givin me the shakes
actually scarin the bejesus outta me
did you notice
I said please??
If'n the Sgt. Major wants it up you can't say please loud enough or often enough to get him to take it down as he is just a hen pecked Marine is all. Just like you are a hen pecked Navy man and you know that I envy the both of you just so that you know.
I for one resent that 'henpecked' remark
I'll have you know that my dear wife and I have a discussion on every thing that impacts our daily lives
then after the discussion
my dear wife make a decision
badbobby wrote:
I for one resent that 'henpecked' remark
I'll have you know that my dear wife and I have a discussion on every thing that impacts our daily lives
then after the discussion
my dear wife make a decision
Don't forget that I was married for 43 years and I do remember what marriage was like sorry you don't care for the term maybe I should have put down heavily persuaded by your wife instead of hen pecked.
Yeah, that's it: BB was put down and heavily persuaded by his lovely, sweet but tiny wife.
On the other hand, The Sgt. Major jumps when I bark my commands.
slatten49 wrote:
Yeah, that's it: BB was put down and heavily persuaded by (his) by his lovely, sweet but tiny wife.
On the other hand, The Sgt. Major jumps when I bark my commands.
And when she jumps Slats takes off running for the hills in fear for his life like all good males do even Marines.
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