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Feb 20, 2019 13:29:55   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Two men,bahmer and Slatten were having a conversation about sex.


bahm says, "Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!"

Slat replies, "You're kidding! I can't even manage to do it once! What's your secret?"

To which bahm said, "Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I'm not kidding!"

So Slat rushed to the store.




The clerk said, "May I help you?'

"Yes, I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please," said Slat

"That's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!" the clerk remarked.

"Damn! exclaimed Slat Does everyone know about this except me?"


poor Slat
he is learnin
but late in life

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Feb 20, 2019 14:27:48   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Two men,bahmer and Slatten were having a conversation about sex.


bahm says, "Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!"

Slat replies, "You're kidding! I can't even manage to do it once! What's your secret?"

To which bahm said, "Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I'm not kidding!"

So Slat rushed to the store.




The clerk said, "May I help you?'

"Yes, I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please," said Slat

"That's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!" the clerk remarked.

"Damn! exclaimed Slat Does everyone know about this except me?"


poor Slat
he is learnin
but late in life
Two men,bahmer and Slatten were having a conversa... (show quote)

Better late than never, BB, as I spent last night 'loafing'.

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Feb 20, 2019 14:43:35   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Better late than never, BB, as I spent last night 'loafing'.


prolly four loafs in one sitting

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Feb 20, 2019 17:14:47   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
prolly four loafs in one sitting

Wh**ever it takes

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Feb 20, 2019 17:26:13   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
Two men,bahmer and Slatten were having a conversation about sex.


bahm says, "Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!"

Slat replies, "You're kidding! I can't even manage to do it once! What's your secret?"

To which bahm said, "Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I'm not kidding!"

So Slat rushed to the store.




The clerk said, "May I help you?'

"Yes, I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please," said Slat

"That's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!" the clerk remarked.

"Damn! exclaimed Slat Does everyone know about this except me?"


poor Slat
he is learnin
but late in life
Two men,bahmer and Slatten were having a conversa... (show quote)


Good one there badbobby thanks for the laughs.

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Feb 20, 2019 17:29:20   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Good one there badbobby thanks for the laughs.

Yeah, I can see where you would like this particular one, ya' ol' son-of-a-gun.

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Feb 20, 2019 17:53:45   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
Yeah, I can see where you would like this particular one, ya' ol' son-of-a-gun.


So how many loafs did you eat?

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Feb 20, 2019 17:55:20   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
So how many loafs did you eat?

Enough

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Feb 21, 2019 12:28:17   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Enough


would you please remove that avvy?
it's givin me the shakes
actually scarin the bejesus outta me
did you notice
I said please??

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Feb 21, 2019 12:30:47   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
would you please remove that avvy?
it's givin me the shakes
actually scarin the bejesus outta me
did you notice
I said please??

You "said please" The trouble is, ol' feller....I can't hear you over the internet.

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Feb 21, 2019 12:59:47   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
would you please remove that avvy?
it's givin me the shakes
actually scarin the bejesus outta me
did you notice
I said please??


If'n the Sgt. Major wants it up you can't say please loud enough or often enough to get him to take it down as he is just a hen pecked Marine is all. Just like you are a hen pecked Navy man and you know that I envy the both of you just so that you know.

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Feb 21, 2019 13:17:22   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
If'n the Sgt. Major wants it up you can't say please loud enough or often enough to get him to take it down as he is just a hen pecked Marine is all. Just like you are a hen pecked Navy man and you know that I envy the both of you just so that you know.


I for one resent that 'henpecked' remark
I'll have you know that my dear wife and I have a discussion on every thing that impacts our daily lives
then after the discussion
my dear wife make a decision

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Feb 21, 2019 13:25:09   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
I for one resent that 'henpecked' remark
I'll have you know that my dear wife and I have a discussion on every thing that impacts our daily lives
then after the discussion
my dear wife make a decision


Don't forget that I was married for 43 years and I do remember what marriage was like sorry you don't care for the term maybe I should have put down heavily persuaded by your wife instead of hen pecked.

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Feb 21, 2019 14:48:13   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Don't forget that I was married for 43 years and I do remember what marriage was like sorry you don't care for the term maybe I should have put down heavily persuaded by your wife instead of hen pecked.

Yeah, that's it: BB was put down and heavily persuaded by his lovely, sweet but tiny wife. On the other hand, The Sgt. Major jumps when I bark my commands.

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Feb 21, 2019 14:51:07   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
Yeah, that's it: BB was put down and heavily persuaded by (his) by his lovely, sweet but tiny wife. On the other hand, The Sgt. Major jumps when I bark my commands.


And when she jumps Slats takes off running for the hills in fear for his life like all good males do even Marines.

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