Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

One day Canuckus was getting bored with all of his wealth (he had wisely invested in IOUs from the Bank of Canuckistania... Much more profitable than those semi-mythological Texan IOUs..) and decided that he would spread his wealth out amongst his friends on the OPP (he was not embracing socialism.... Just being the decent fella all non-french speaking Canucks are)

He decided to gift each of them with either a horse or a chicken... Depending on who wore the pants in the marriage... If the man, a horse... If the woman, a chicken...(lots of toxic masculinity in Canuckistania..)

He first went to Slatten's house... Seeing him scrubbing the floor, Canuckus presented him with a chicken...

Next he stopped by Archie's house... Mrs. B was out, but Archie was relaxing with a beer... So Canuckus presented him with a horse...

Coos Bay Tom recieved a horse...
Little Mikey a chicken...
Wolf Counselor received a horse...
LindaJoy a chicken....
PaulPisces received two horses... (so much for e******y...)
Bad Bob recieved a chicken....

Finally Canuckus arrived at the house of Badbobby...

"Hi Badbobby" he said.. "Who wears the pants in your house?"

Badbobby puffed up his chest and proudly declared that he was king of his castle...He called the shots... He laid down the law... His lady worshipped the ground he walked on... Etc etc etc...( He can be rather longwinded at times... )

"Excellent" Canuckus replied..."I have two horses left... A black one and a white one... Which would you prefer?"

"The Black one looks bigger (don't they always)" said Badbobby... "I'll take that one".

"We'll take the white one", an angelic voice spoke from the back room...



"Here's your chicken Badbobby"...

debeda

Lolololololololhahahahahaha cute🐮

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Not sure what to give you...

debeda

Wellll....ive been mom AND dad for 35 years. So HORSE please

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

How about just a trophy

debeda

A meaningless symbol? NAH, I'd rather have a horse

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Ok... But do you want the black one or the white one?

bahmer

Very good badbobby he sure learned who runs that household. I hope that the chicken was tasty.

debeda

White horse, definately!! And the mask and cowboy hat to go with it. Hi ho Silver, away

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

I'll give you both and you can see if LindaJoy wants to be your Tanto...
(is it blackface if your imitating a Native America?.... PC confuses me)

debeda

Oh boy, Linda joy and I riding out together to protect the innocent and the helpless? Mayhem would ensue, and the bullies would be in their safe spaces crying

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

The innocent and the helpless?
Bullies in their safe spaces?

Aren't those the same people

Progressive A****a member: "r****t! r****t! inbred bigot! southern ignorance! Pumpkinfuhrer!.... Wah! Wah! He didn't validate my opinion! wah!"

debeda

Well, yeah, the helpless part. And the innocence, I guess. Honestly, this millennial generation hasn't had it easy. Too many of them from 0-5 spent more waking hours in daycare than they did with their parents. And then the same with public school from 6 - 18. And too many parents had a 2 person working family more for lifestyle than anything else. Granted, some families NEEDED those 2 incomes to survive, but not as many as did it. So these poor kids are socialized to be part of the group they're currently in, as they haven't the strong "core group" attachment that the generation before did. Makes them want to belong in their current group and therefore easily manipulated and led.

Wonttakeitanymore

Raise them in the Lord: train up a child in the way he should go and when he is old he will not depart from it! Give em to God! If they won’t listen send em back!! Lol

debeda

LOL