Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

Now that is funny! I actually went in search of "redneck tennis" and found a youtube where a young lady was using an electric fly swatter....

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

First you need to find someone to play with...
It is a very inclusive sport, so any number of individuals can take part at any given time...

Next you will need a shovel (Common sense cloaked in sarcasm is my racket of preference)

Then you need to locate a troll to act as a ball (also known as a Little Mikey)... Balls can come from either side of the aisle... But Arch and I have found that raving anti-Trumpers are the bounciest...

Finally, a referee (also known as a cow fart) should be watching to keep track of the points...

The game begins with a serve... This should reveal the trollishness of the troll... It should also provoke an immediate response from the troll...This is the first bounce...The opening serve is worth five points..

After the ball bounces it is another players turn to take a swing... Multiple players may swing off the same bounce... Points are given if the troll responds to a swing...

Alternatively a player may simply respond with 'clang!'... This indicates that a ball has bern lobbed and is open for all players to swing at consecutively... Points are only awarded to the first player the troll responds too...

A foul may occur when a player goes off topic... This should result in another player bringing the ball back into play... The First foul is fine..But second or third fouls result in point deductions...

The game may be paused if the troll goes offline.. But can resume with a new service when the troll returns...

Cow farts are the ultimate authority when assigning points... But, unless in tournament mode, most players just keep it friendly and don't keep score... Kind of an everyone is a winner game...

archie bunker Loc: Texas

It was invented by our Canadian friend. Seems he has a thing with shovels......
I'm a hammer guy myself, but shovels work better in this game.

You get more velocity on your return with a shovel! Plus, in a heated match, you can change the length of your shovel handle to accommodate your stroke!

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Hammers seem so primitive...
Like walls...
Both are pretty effective though

debeda

Oh hell yeah, im in!! Ill be the net man with a metal garbage can lid

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Well, you know, I'm kinda old school......

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

I like your brick wall idea...
Kind of keep the ball contained sort of thing...
Will need to work that into the rules...

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Walls work!
Think handball.
Raquetball.

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Red ass

Smedley_buzkill

No balls! Oh, wait a sec; we're talking tennis; NOT Liberals. Lo siento. Mi malo.

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

We're talking trolls...
From either side of the aisle...
Although I understand that it's easier to get spin off of Liberal balls

Smedley_buzkill

You mean to tell me you have managed to locate some? Where on Earth did you find any; spinning or stationary?

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

The mistake you're making is only checking the 'men'...

bahmer

Sounds good to me but I thought that the chit chat section was for that type of thing but I guess that I was wrong on that. Yeah badbobby would love that and there are a few others that would use that section almost exclusively.

Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

Of course you are right... it was a silly idea.