the train tunnel
Feb 15, 2019 14:42:13 #
Our story starts a few years ago, as a train is speeding along through the city. Four people in one of its compartments: A beautiful, vivacious young woman, an old, matronly woman,bahmer and a Democrat.
Suddenly, the train goes through a tunnel. It is completely dark. Then a loud kiss and an equally powerful slap are heard. When the train exits the tunnel, the Democrat is holding the side of his face in agony, while bahmer is grinning uncontrollably.
The old matronly woman thinks: "Now that's a fine young woman, Democrat tries to steal a kiss in the tunnel and the lady slaps him one – and rightly so!"
The young woman thinks: "Now that's a strange Democrat- he'd rather kiss that old hag than me."
The Democrat thinks: "Now that's a smart man, he steals a kiss and I’m the one who gets slapped."
bahmer is thinking: "Good, soon we'll be entering another tunnel, I'll kiss the back of my hand again and slap that Democrat silly!”
Suddenly, the train goes through a tunnel. It is completely dark. Then a loud kiss and an equally powerful slap are heard. When the train exits the tunnel, the Democrat is holding the side of his face in agony, while bahmer is grinning uncontrollably.
The old matronly woman thinks: "Now that's a fine young woman, Democrat tries to steal a kiss in the tunnel and the lady slaps him one – and rightly so!"
The young woman thinks: "Now that's a strange Democrat- he'd rather kiss that old hag than me."
The Democrat thinks: "Now that's a smart man, he steals a kiss and I’m the one who gets slapped."
bahmer is thinking: "Good, soon we'll be entering another tunnel, I'll kiss the back of my hand again and slap that Democrat silly!”
Feb 15, 2019 15:07:21 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Our story starts a few years ago, as a train is sp... (show quote)
So you're saying that Bahmer, to a very limited degree, is both a lover and a fighter
Feb 15, 2019 16:00:13 #
badbobby wrote:
Our story starts a few years ago, as a train is sp... (show quote)
I wish it were always that easy there badbobby thanks for the laughs.
Feb 15, 2019 16:12:01 #
slatten49 wrote:
So you're saying that Bahmer, to a very limited degree, is both a lover and a fighter
jus sayin that bahm
can handle any situation--well
and he is well adapted to handle a situation in a dark tunnel
Feb 15, 2019 16:21:43 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
jus sayin that bahm
can handle any situation--well
and he is well adapted to handle a situation in a dark tunnel
can handle any situation--well
and he is well adapted to handle a situation in a dark tunnel
Not hard to believe, as both of you seem to be in the dark about most things...especially IOUs.
Feb 15, 2019 16:40:39 #
slatten49 wrote:
Not hard to believe, as both of you seem to be in the dark about most things...especially IOUs.
If I kiss my hand in the tunnel again will you pay off all of those IOU's that you owe badbobby?
Feb 15, 2019 16:40:40 #
Feb 15, 2019 16:45:55 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
If I kiss my hand in the tunnel again will you pay off all of those IOU's that you owe badbobby?
Clearly, you remain confused as to who owes what to whom.
Feb 15, 2019 17:18:43 #
badbobby wrote:
Our story starts a few years ago, as a train is sp... (show quote)
Good thing Bahmer was there to protect those ladies from that predator...
Toxic Masculinity at its best
Feb 15, 2019 17:21:51 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Good thing Bahmer was there to protect those ladies from that predator...
Toxic Masculinity at its best
Toxic Masculinity at its best
You've got him pegged, alright, CD
Since BB ruined him, Bahmer has become a savage. 
Feb 15, 2019 17:26:25 #
slatten49 wrote:
You've got him pegged, alright, CD Since BB ruined him, Bahmer has become a savage.
Since BB ruined him, Bahmer has become a savage. Can't be too savage...
He managed to work the keyboard despite the swelling in his had
Feb 15, 2019 17:29:42 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Can't be too savage...
He managed to work the keyboard despite the swelling in his had
He managed to work the keyboard despite the swelling in his had
I"m sorry, but I'm possibly confused. By 'had,' did you mean his hand or his head.
BB's influence has him a bit swell-headed, but I do understand about his hand taking a beating.
Feb 15, 2019 17:31:31 #
slatten49 wrote:
I"m sorry, but I'm possibly confused. By 'had,' did you mean his hand or his head.
BB's influence has him a bit swell-headed, but I do understand about his hand taking a beating.
BB's influence has him a bit swell-headed, but I do understand about his hand taking a beating.
Hand
Feb 15, 2019 17:49:06 #
Feb 15, 2019 18:46:03 #
slatten49 wrote:
You've got him pegged, alright, CD Since BB ruined him, Bahmer has become a savage.
Since BB ruined him, Bahmer has become a savage. savage?
hardly
bahm is a gentleman
--since I got him outta the clutches of the dastardly one Slat
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