Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Your cock is/was named Bob?
Then he was shot?
Was he Bad?

I want this back story too...

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I've got my Diet Dr. Pepper and popcorn at-the-ready

Archie's reputation is one of never disappointing with his tales.

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

I have a beer and some rice c*****rs...
This will be fun...

Wonder if Bad Bob knows about this fixation

archie bunker Loc: Texas

OK, I'll tell you, but it might send a shiver down your spine once you realize that you've looked a murderess in the eye.

When Mrs. Bunker and I first married, we (me and my kids) had a rooster named Bob. Bob, and a white duck named Ferdinand pretty much ran the yard. Ole Bob could be a little aggressive at times, but we knew how to handle him.
One day when me, and my son came home from a ball game, there was Ferdinand looking forlornly at a wad of guts, and feathers on the ground.
Turns out, Bob had gotten after my 3 year old step daughter, chased her up on the porch, and would have come in the house had Mrs. B. not slammed the door. There was a shot gun on the gun rack next to the door, so Mrs. B. made use of it from about 10 feet away. Turned ole Bob inside out!
Not long after, I found a 2ft. tall ceramic rooster at a craft show, and purchased it against her wishes in memory of Bob.

Ceramic Bob has been standing here for over 20 years now, and she dusts him weekly as a reminder of her violent nature.

Also, Ferdinand flew away from home shortly after Bob's brutal murder.

We worked for the same freight company, and I told the guys about it. They called her Rojo k**ler, and said they couldn't believe she shot my cock.

There you have it.

Poor Bob!

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Wow!

Just came up with a joke for tomorrow's post..

Thanks Arch

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Uh-Oh!

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I had thought, in our meetings, that Mrs. 'B' came across as Saintly, sweet and harmless.

Just goes to show, looks can be deceiving.

R.I.P., Bob.

How do you sleep at night, Arch...knowing a k**ler lurks right beside you

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Br worried, Arch. Be very worried.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

I always try to sleep on her 'good' side.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

You, as well!

badbobby Loc: texas

oh no!!
must we??

badbobby Loc: texas

well now you already have
that ware'nt so bade Arch
she coulda mistaken you for the rooster
of course then we wouldn't have had to listen to that gruesome tale
now I'm jus waiti for bahm to say
"Amen and Amen"

archie bunker Loc: Texas

She would never do that to me, BB! She needs me!


I think it says more about what she'll do when something gets after what she cares about!
That's why I stay on her good side.....mostly..

badbobby Loc: texas

I;d have to agree
that is good strategy
been applyin that for 70 years and countin

archie bunker Loc: Texas

I'm hopin for fifty with this one. Yesterday was 23.
I have trouble keeping up, but she's here to remind me. That's all that counts!