Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Having found an ownerless dog at the park... And finding that this dog was possessed of many admirable traits (see "Archie's Dog" thread)... Archie had come to the conclusion that the noble mutt would make a good addition to his household....

Upon arriving home and presenting the dog to the family Archie was faced with a dilemma...
What to name the dog...

Having been a lifelong lover of dogs, Archie had already used up most of the good redneck dog names... Buster, Buck, Fido, Little Mikey, etc.... He was in quite a pickle...

Mrs. B, being the brains of the household, made the suggestion of using a word association activity to decide the issue...

Readily agreeing (he has been married for quite a while and knows how to keep the peace) Archie cracked a beer and prepared to clear his mind...

Seconds later he was ready (and in need of another beer)... Mrs. B began...

Morning - Coffee
Home - Chores
Beer - Yes
Airforceone - Shovel
Trump - MAGA
LGTB - ABCD
Wife - Sandwich
Wife! - Flowers!
Dog - .....

Unfortunately, at the very moment Mrs. B said 'dog' , the dog leaped up on Archie's lap...
The full weight of the great canine landing solidly on Archie's manhood....

"My Manhood" Archie shouted out in shock and agony... Thereby naming the newest member of the household....

Archie and his dog went on to have many adventures and there is nothing Archie likes more than telling stories of his beloved pet...
I invite all of Archie's friends to relay some of the stories Archie has shared with them over the years...

Standard format should be...

Archie: My Manhood needs a flea bath...
Archie: My Manhood terrifies the mailman...
Archie: Mrs. B makes My Manhood sleep outside...

Hope everyone has a fun time with this one...

Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Archie: Wolf Counselor never laughs at My Manhood...

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Arch shouldn't worry on Wolf Counselor's opinion. He has long been one of OPP's resident curmudgeons.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Word is that Mrs. 'B' had Archie's 'My Manhood' registered as an AKC toy breed.

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

That is not standard format....

Should be...

Archie: Mrs. B had My Manhood registered as an AKC toy breed...

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Being a rebellious Marine, I rarely follow standard format.

Marine's format: "Just win, baby "

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

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Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Badbobby has a different explanation for it

jimpack123 Loc: wisconsin

Just win 55 miles at one time?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

There is no explanation for that ol' feller. After all, he is a durn Squid.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Nah, Jim. Being off topic is not what I had in mind.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Well, I don’t want to put words in Archie’s mouth but I do suspect he will come on and tell you, “ My manhood” is no joking matter and can stand up against the best of you...”

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Lolololll ya dang marine, you!!!

Wonttakeitanymore

I agree with wolf! Must be some pretty heavy drugs or beer in China! Or a lot of men’s manhoods are going to the dogs! Not yours arch!!!