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Feb 13, 2019 18:49:46   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
Well, he was, after all, the gorilla of BB's dreams.


I have never dreamt of gorillas...

I suppose that makes me specist...

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Feb 13, 2019 19:06:32   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Well, he was, after all, the gorilla of BB's dreams.


Mama sez to tell you you know where you can go Slat

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Feb 13, 2019 19:11:58   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Mama sez to tell you you know where you can go Slat


There goes my image of the Saintly Mrs. BB.

That is, unless you are guilty of a prevarication.

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Feb 14, 2019 07:08:55   #
Hug
 
badbobby wrote:
man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.

She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverblack gorilla.

Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.

He suggested: "Now maybe pucker your lips and wiggle your bottom, see what that does." She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead

The husband then suggested she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now..... show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.

This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips.

The husband smiled sweetly at his wife as he opened the cage door.
"Now Tell him you have a headache..."
man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.... (show quote)

Good one, thanks.

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Feb 14, 2019 07:10:51   #
TommyRadd Loc: Midwest USA
 
badbobby wrote:
man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.

She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverblack gorilla.

Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.

He suggested: "Now maybe pucker your lips and wiggle your bottom, see what that does." She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead

The husband then suggested she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now..... show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.

This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips.

The husband smiled sweetly at his wife as he opened the cage door.
"Now Tell him you have a headache..."
man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.... (show quote)


😂 shoulda seen that coming! Loved it. If wives only knew...or worse...maybe they do!

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Feb 14, 2019 11:51:09   #
F.D.R.
 
THAT was great, thanks

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Feb 14, 2019 11:54:33   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
I have never dreamt of gorillas...

I suppose that makes me specist...


u must be a gorillaphobe

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Feb 14, 2019 11:57:00   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
Mama sez to tell you you know where you can go Slat


Back to the gorilla cage is my bet right?

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Feb 14, 2019 12:01:51   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Back to the gorilla cage is my bet right?

You always got'ta pile on when BB picks on me

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Feb 14, 2019 12:04:21   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
You always got'ta pile on when BB picks on me


I have to help out me buddy you know. Besides you still owe him all of those IOU's. and if you would of paid him we could have rented a bigger airplane to go Moose hunting with.

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Feb 14, 2019 12:34:13   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
I have to help out me buddy you know. Besides you still owe him all of those IOU's. and if you would of paid him we could have rented a bigger airplane to go Moose hunting with.

that makes sense


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Feb 15, 2019 00:05:38   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
badbobby wrote:
man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.

She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverblack gorilla.

Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.

He suggested: "Now maybe pucker your lips and wiggle your bottom, see what that does." She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead

The husband then suggested she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now..... show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.

This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips.

The husband smiled sweetly at his wife as he opened the cage door.
"Now Tell him you have a headache..."
man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.... (show quote)



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Feb 15, 2019 03:33:31   #
debeda
 
bahmer wrote:
He's prolly what scared the bass away you think.


Or ate them all

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Feb 15, 2019 06:17:04   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
that makes sense


Maybe to you.

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Feb 15, 2019 14:17:19   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Maybe to you.


I could do lotsa things if you would pay what you owe me
pay off the National Debt
for one
prolly have enough left for the 'Wall'

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