badbobby Loc: texas

man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.

She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverblack gorilla.

Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.

He suggested: "Now maybe pucker your lips and wiggle your bottom, see what that does." She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead

The husband then suggested she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now..... show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.

This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips.

The husband smiled sweetly at his wife as he opened the cage door.
"Now Tell him you have a headache..."

bahmer

Good one there badbobby thanks for the laughs.
Oh how many big old bass did you catch today?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Another story recalled from personal experience, BB

So sad. /

badbobby Loc: texas

fish wouldnt cooperate today bahm
just three small ones
but if I manage to bring it up I do have a pic to show everyone

badbobby Loc: texas

I'll be sure to inform Mama of your take on the joke

bahmer

OK maybe a Bull Shark or something right?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Oh, BB knows how to throw the bull I make sure he catches his fair share of it, too.

badbobby Loc: texas

you will see if I ever bring it to my comp
havin trouble

rumitoid

Very funny.

badbobby Loc: texas

couldn't bring pic up on my comp
but I'll tell you what we got to within four feet of

Huge gator
musta been 11 feet or more
he just sat there and looked right at us never moved a muscle until boat drifted a lil closer
then he jus slowly moved away
we have seen several gators here but this one is prolly the biggest one in the place
dam I'm mad about pic

bahmer

He's prolly what scared the bass away you think.

badbobby Loc: texas

methinks a bass would have to swim in his mouth for him to catch one
but I know that they will eat any live or dead fish reptile furry animal or human

bahmer

I have heard that gators don't like humans and will try and get away from them if possible. Sort of you leave me alone and I'll leave you alone type philosophy. But that was on the animal network so I don't know how true that is.

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

This gorilla sounds like he suffers from 'Toxic Gorillalinity'...
It is never OK to objectify women...
Shame on him...

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Well, he was, after all, the gorilla of BB's dreams.