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Jan 8, 2019 00:18:30   #
Canuckus Deploracus (a regular here)
 
One day, whilst talking with Bahmer about all the problems of the world and the selfishness of bringing children into it Slatten decides to do the right thing and get the old 'snippity snip'...

Driving down to the local hospital he books an appointment with old Doc Badbobby... After carefully explaining the reasoning for his decision he inquires as to whether his insurance will cover the procedure...

As old Doc Badbobby starts to list the various procedures and their costs Slatten's face slowly begins to pinken...

As it turns out Slatten had gotten himself on the ACA and none of the regular procedures were avaible to him... Somewhat meekly Slatten inquired as to the procedure avaible under the ACA...

Now old Doc Badbobby had had his share of patients on the ACA and was prepared for this... He handed Slatten a box and told him to read the instructions carefully and follow them to the letter...

Upon arriving home Slatten went out to the porch and opened the box... Inside were a coffee tin , a rather large and sinister looking Mexican firecracker and a piece of paper... On the paper, printed with crayon in large block letters were the instructions:

1. Light firecracker.
2. Place in coffee tin.
3. Count to 10.

Never one to waste time Slatten pulls out his lighter, starts up the firecracker, places it in the coffee tin, and begins to count...

Right hand: 1...2...3...4...5...

Pause... Places coffee tin between legs...

Left hand: 6...7...8...


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Jan 8, 2019 00:44:11   #
debeda (a regular here)
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
One day, whilst talking with Bahmer about all the problems of the world and the selfishness of bringing children into it Slatten decides to do the right thing and get the old 'snippity snip'...

Driving down to the local hospital he books an appointment with old Doc Badbobby... After carefully explaining the reasoning for his decision he inquires as to whether his insurance will cover the procedure...

As old Doc Badbobby starts to list the various procedures and their costs Slatten's face slowly begins to pinken...

As it turns out Slatten had gotten himself on the ACA and none of the regular procedures were avaible to him... Somewhat meekly Slatten inquired as to the procedure avaible under the ACA...

Now old Doc Badbobby had had his share of patients on the ACA and was prepared for this... He handed Slatten a box and told him to read the instructions carefully and follow them to the letter...

Upon arriving home Slatten went out to the porch and opened the box... Inside were a coffee tin , a rather large and sinister looking Mexican firecracker and a piece of paper... On the paper, printed with crayon in large block letters were the instructions:

1. Light firecracker.
2. Place in coffee tin.
3. Count to 10.

Never one to waste time Slatten pulls out his lighter, starts up the firecracker, places it in the coffee tin, and begins to count...

Right hand: 1...2...3...4...5...

Pause... Places coffee tin between legs...

Left hand: 6...7...8...

One day, whilst talking with Bahmer about all the ... (show quote)


Oh thats EVIL

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Jan 8, 2019 00:49:47   #
Canuckus Deploracus (a regular here)
 
debeda wrote:
Oh thats EVIL


Actually there is a very important moral to this post...

Mexican fireworks , while fun, are extremely dangerous to children, drunk hill billies, sober hill billies and Slattens... This isyet another reason for (or against, depending on your opinion of Slatten) the border wall...



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Jan 8, 2019 01:01:58   #
debeda (a regular here)
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Actually there is a very important moral to this post...

Mexican fireworks , while fun, are extremely dangerous to children, drunk hill billies, sober hill billies and Slattens... This isyet another reason for (or against, depending on your opinion of Slatten) the border wall...


Actually there is a very important moral to this p... (show quote)



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Jan 8, 2019 07:05:12   #
slatten49 (a regular here)
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
One day, whilst talking with Bahmer about all the problems of the world and the selfishness of bringing children into it Slatten decides to do the right thing and get the old 'snippity snip'...

Driving down to the local hospital he books an appointment with old Doc Badbobby... After carefully explaining the reasoning for his decision he inquires as to whether his insurance will cover the procedure...

As old Doc Badbobby starts to list the various procedures and their costs Slatten's face slowly begins to pinken...

As it turns out Slatten had gotten himself on the ACA and none of the regular procedures were avaible to him... Somewhat meekly Slatten inquired as to the procedure avaible under the ACA...

Now old Doc Badbobby had had his share of patients on the ACA and was prepared for this... He handed Slatten a box and told him to read the instructions carefully and follow them to the letter...

Upon arriving home Slatten went out to the porch and opened the box... Inside were a coffee tin , a rather large and sinister looking Mexican firecracker and a piece of paper... On the paper, printed with crayon in large block letters were the instructions:

1. Light firecracker.
2. Place in coffee tin.
3. Count to 10.

Never one to waste time Slatten pulls out his lighter, starts up the firecracker, places it in the coffee tin, and begins to count...

Right hand: 1...2...3...4...5...

Pause... Places coffee tin between legs...

Left hand: 6...7...8...

One day, whilst talking with Bahmer about all the ... (show quote)

I'm still trying to figure out how this has anything to do with Bahmer's birthday. Oh, well, not that it matters...have a great 92nd birthday celebration, ol' timer.

BTW, I'd avoid trying to blow out all the candles, as it could be hazardous to your health.

And, oh, C-D, remember..."Revenge is a dish best served cold."


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Jan 8, 2019 07:08:39   #
Canuckus Deploracus (a regular here)
 
slatten49 wrote:
I'm still trying to figure out how this has anything to do with Bahmer's birthday. Oh, well, not that it matters...have a great 92nd birthday celebration, ol' timer.

BTW, I'd avoid trying to blow out all the candles, as it could be hazardous to your health.

And, oh, C-D remember..."Revenge is a dish best served cold."

I'm still trying to figure out how this has anythi... (show quote)


I'm from Canada... Everything is served cold





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Jan 8, 2019 07:38:41   #
slatten49 (a regular here)
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
I'm from Canada... Everything is served cold





I have no snappy retort to that.

Chill, C-D...chill. That should be easy enough for a Canadian.

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Jan 8, 2019 07:41:12   #
Canuckus Deploracus (a regular here)
 
slatten49 wrote:
I have no snappy retort to that.

Chill, C-D...chill.


You could always just offer me some of your homemade 'lemonade'...

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Jan 8, 2019 07:48:00   #
slatten49 (a regular here)
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
You could always just offer me some of your homemade 'lemonade'...

As lemonade is a seasonal drink for me, you'll have to wait 'til spring or summer for mine...maybe.

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Jan 8, 2019 07:51:15   #
Canuckus Deploracus (a regular here)
 
slatten49 wrote:
As lemonade is a seasonal drink for me, you'll have to wait 'til spring or summer for mine...maybe.


According to Badbobby it's a nightly occurance


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Jan 8, 2019 07:55:47   #
slatten49 (a regular here)
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
According to Badbobby it's a nightly occurance


So soon you forget...

slatten49 wrote:
Simply put: Be wary of BB.

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Jan 8, 2019 08:11:59   #
Canuckus Deploracus (a regular here)
 
slatten49 wrote:
So soon you forget...

slatten49 wrote:
Simply put: Be wary of BB.


All in good fun... Right

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Jan 8, 2019 08:17:34   #
slatten49 (a regular here)
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
All in good fun... Right

Yeah.

However, BB is pure eeevil.

(Leaving for morning coffee with neighbors)

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Jan 8, 2019 09:36:31   #
debeda (a regular here)
 
slatten49 wrote:
I'm still trying to figure out how this has anything to do with Bahmer's birthday. Oh, well, not that it matters...have a great 92nd birthday celebration, ol' timer.

BTW, I'd avoid trying to blow out all the candles, as it could be hazardous to your health.

And, oh, C-D, remember..."Revenge is a dish best served cold."

I'm still trying to figure out how this has anythi... (show quote)


So it really was Bahmers birthday?? HAPPY HAPPY Birthday to him

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Jan 8, 2019 11:39:20   #
bahmer (a regular here)
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
One day, whilst talking with Bahmer about all the problems of the world and the selfishness of bringing children into it Slatten decides to do the right thing and get the old 'snippity snip'...

Driving down to the local hospital he books an appointment with old Doc Badbobby... After carefully explaining the reasoning for his decision he inquires as to whether his insurance will cover the procedure...

As old Doc Badbobby starts to list the various procedures and their costs Slatten's face slowly begins to pinken...

As it turns out Slatten had gotten himself on the ACA and none of the regular procedures were avaible to him... Somewhat meekly Slatten inquired as to the procedure avaible under the ACA...

Now old Doc Badbobby had had his share of patients on the ACA and was prepared for this... He handed Slatten a box and told him to read the instructions carefully and follow them to the letter...

Upon arriving home Slatten went out to the porch and opened the box... Inside were a coffee tin , a rather large and sinister looking Mexican firecracker and a piece of paper... On the paper, printed with crayon in large block letters were the instructions:

1. Light firecracker.
2. Place in coffee tin.
3. Count to 10.

Never one to waste time Slatten pulls out his lighter, starts up the firecracker, places it in the coffee tin, and begins to count...

Right hand: 1...2...3...4...5...

Pause... Places coffee tin between legs...

Left hand: 6...7...8...

One day, whilst talking with Bahmer about all the ... (show quote)


That only raised Slattens voice three octaves higher is what I am told. He now sounds like the Sgt. Major.

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