One day, whilst talking with Bahmer about all the problems of the world and the selfishness of bringing children into it Slatten decides to do the right thing and get the old 'snippity snip'...
Driving down to the local hospital he books an appointment with old Doc Badbobby... After carefully explaining the reasoning for his decision he inquires as to whether his insurance will cover the procedure...
As old Doc Badbobby starts to list the various procedures and their costs Slatten's face slowly begins to pinken...
As it turns out Slatten had gotten himself on the ACA and none of the regular procedures were avaible to him... Somewhat meekly Slatten inquired as to the procedure avaible under the ACA...
Now old Doc Badbobby had had his share of patients on the ACA and was prepared for this... He handed Slatten a box and told him to read the instructions carefully and follow them to the letter...
Upon arriving home Slatten went out to the porch and opened the box... Inside were a coffee tin , a rather large and sinister looking Mexican firec*****r and a piece of paper... On the paper, printed with crayon in large block letters were the instructions:
1. Light firec*****r.
2. Place in coffee tin.
3. Count to 10.
Never one to waste time Slatten pulls out his lighter, starts up the firec*****r, places it in the coffee tin, and begins to count...
Right hand: 1...2...3...4...5...
Pause... Places coffee tin between legs...
Left hand: 6...7...8...
One day, whilst talking with Bahmer about all the ... (