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Jan 8, 2019 11:40:17   #
bahmer
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
One day, whilst talking with Bahmer about all the problems of the world and the selfishness of bringing children into it Slatten decides to do the right thing and get the old 'snippity snip'...

Driving down to the local hospital he books an appointment with old Doc Badbobby... After carefully explaining the reasoning for his decision he inquires as to whether his insurance will cover the procedure...

As old Doc Badbobby starts to list the various procedures and their costs Slatten's face slowly begins to pinken...

As it turns out Slatten had gotten himself on the ACA and none of the regular procedures were avaible to him... Somewhat meekly Slatten inquired as to the procedure avaible under the ACA...

Now old Doc Badbobby had had his share of patients on the ACA and was prepared for this... He handed Slatten a box and told him to read the instructions carefully and follow them to the letter...

Upon arriving home Slatten went out to the porch and opened the box... Inside were a coffee tin , a rather large and sinister looking Mexican firec*****r and a piece of paper... On the paper, printed with crayon in large block letters were the instructions:

1. Light firec*****r.
2. Place in coffee tin.
3. Count to 10.

Never one to waste time Slatten pulls out his lighter, starts up the firec*****r, places it in the coffee tin, and begins to count...

Right hand: 1...2...3...4...5...

Pause... Places coffee tin between legs...

Left hand: 6...7...8...

One day, whilst talking with Bahmer about all the ... (show quote)


Thanks for the birthday wish.

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Jan 8, 2019 12:00:06   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
That only raised Slattens voice three octaves higher is what I am told. He now sounds like the Sgt. Major.

No doubt, you were told that by the ever-scurrilous BadBobby.

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Jan 8, 2019 12:05:16   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
No doubt, you were told that by the ever-scurrilous BadBobby.


Methinks that badbobby is possibly fishin today.

Badbobby would never say anything bad about you your a Marine.

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Jan 8, 2019 12:08:17   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Methinks that badbobby is possibly fishin today.

Badbobby would never say anything bad about you your a Marine.
Methinks that badbobby is possibly fishin today. ... (show quote)

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Jan 8, 2019 12:12:23   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
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I had to go out and buy a new mouse yesterday as mine crapped out. I bought one of those wireless mouses and I am not sure that I like it that well yet. It may take some getting used to does your new system have a wireless or wired mouse?

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Jan 8, 2019 12:34:16   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
I had to go out and buy a new mouse yesterday as mine crapped out. I bought one of those wireless mouses and I am not sure that I like it that well yet. It may take some getting used to does your new system have a wireless or wired mouse?

My new computer keyboard has a wireless mouse, and I love it I used to occasionally get my right foot entangled in the mouse's wire in the old system....no more.

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Jan 8, 2019 12:36:14   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
My new computer keyboard has a wireless mouse, and I love it I used to occasionally get my right foot entangled in the mouse wire of the old system....no more.


I am getting used to it slowly but surely but I have had this old system for so may years it is hard to get used to the new. Us old farts can get set in our ways you know.

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Jan 8, 2019 12:41:49   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
I am getting used to it slowly but surely but I have had this old system for so may years it is hard to get used to the new. Us old farts can get set in our ways you know.

I wouldn't know.

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Jan 8, 2019 12:54:35   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
I wouldn't know.


You will find out shortly my friend I can tell you that.

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Jan 8, 2019 13:55:54   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
You will find out shortly my friend I can tell you that.

Please say it ain't so, Bahmer.

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Jan 8, 2019 15:35:35   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
Please say it ain't so, Bahmer.


Sorry it is so ask badbobby if you doubt me.

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Jan 8, 2019 15:52:28   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Sorry it is so ask badbobby if you doubt me.

I dare not, as Squids are of questionable character.

And, as I told C-D, BB can't be trusted.

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Jan 8, 2019 15:58:15   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
I dare not, as Squids are of questionable character.

And, as I told C-D, BB can't be trusted.


I would say as far as age goes badbobby is of unquestionable character?

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Jan 8, 2019 16:09:52   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
I would say as far as age goes badbobby is of unquestionable character?

Well, unquestionably, BB has years on us.

Yet, as a durn Squid, he remains of questionable character.

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Jan 9, 2019 13:12:14   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
debeda wrote:
Oh thats EVIL


sounds bout right
for Slatten
durn Marine

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